[Video]

[sacred_flamer]

[And here would Luke be, trying to get used to this technology stuff. Of course, when you have a cheagle snuggling against the side of your face while you're trying to figure out what button does what, you're usually not very successful. He let out an annoyed noise, shoving the thing out of his face. The little pink cheagle dropped onto his lap, poking its head up so it could just be seen at the bottom of the screen.]

Uh... the scientists left me this thing, but I have no idea what its name is. There isn't anyone that can speak monster by any chance, is there?

[The cheagle jumped up, big ears waving as if it could fly.]

Mieu! Mieumieu Mieuuuuu~

[Luke tolerates that for all of two seconds before he dropped his fist down on its head.]

What'd I tell you about doing that?!

Mieuuuu...

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[Video.]

[sacred_flamer]

[...wow.]

...what the heck did you say?

[Because seriously, all he got out of that was the word 'fuck'.]

[Video.]

[hystericull]

[It shouldn't come as a surprise, now, to have to wait an extra long time for responses from this idiot. He takes a long time to process things, okay? A long thumbnail dragged at his painted lip in concentration.]

I. Er.

I'm all meaning, like. You could be a fuckin' pinky and I could be being a motherfucking troll, but, like, there be all a bunch of different peeps here that I ain't never set fuckin' stubs at before. So, like, who all really knows who's the real alien dudes here, right? Hahaha!

[Video.]

[sacred_flamer]

...oh.

[...he kinda understands that. Sort of. Okay, not really, but he'll just pretend like he usually does.]

Whatever; so you're actually a troll? So is Gamzee your name then?

[Video.]

[hystericull]

[Oh, good, he got it!]

Sure is, motherfucker!

[He chirped, pulling his knees up to his chest and sitting awkwardly at the terminal.]

Ain't sure if I all was to be hearin' the motherfucking handle of what's you be goin' by, my crazy-haired motherfucker!

[Yeah, he'd still make fun of people with weird hair, even though he'd just dyed his normally-black hair a bright, neon pink a few weeks ago. He really, really shouldn't be talking.]

[Video.]

[sacred_flamer]

My... handle?

And there's nothing crazy about my hair!

[Video.]

[hystericull]

Yeah, bro, your handle! Your name! What you be gettin' to be all called, yo?

Ain't like no shit I was all ever to be seein' what's before, motherfucker! Never all seen no one but chicks with their fuckin' locks that motherfucking long, bro. That heap of miracles ever get all up and in the motherfuckin' way?

[Video.]

[sacred_flamer]

Oh, right... my name... why didn't you just say that?

[grumble]

It's Luke. Luke fon Fabre. And long hair is pretty normal on my world.

[Video.]

[hystericull]

[His face was right back to its original position - pressed eerily close to the camera.]

Pleased to all fuckin' get my meeting on in you, motherfucker!

[He was practically wiggling with excitement.]

Know a few other bitches all with the crazy long hairs, but never no dudes like what's you are! Them head furs of yours be motherfuckin' dope as hell, my brother!

[Video.]

[sacred_flamer]

[...he barely understood a word of that.]

Uh, yeah... thanks?

[Video.]

[hystericull]

[Continuing on like Luke is so obviously interested in everything he has to say!]

Not a motherfuckin' thing, yo! Anyway so like, you pinkies, yeah? You all get your originate on from the same motherfuckin' place? Or you all like, weirdo aliens to each fuckin' other, too?

[Video.]

[sacred_flamer]

[...okay, he's trying to understand that.]

What?

[...and failing.]

[Video.]

[hystericull]

...You got a hard time workin' those hear ducts, motherfucker?

[Video.]

[sacred_flamer]

It's not my fault. You've got a hard time speaking right!

[hystericull]

[Grinnnn.]

I speak just motherfuckin' fine, motherfucker.

[sacred_flamer]

...look, seriously, do you have to talk like that?

[hystericull]

Uhh...

[SERIOUS FACE.]

No, I... uhh. Don't gotta. I guess.

[...]

Does it bother you?

[sacred_flamer]

[Wow, that's one of the few things that's come out of this things mouth that he can understand right away.]

Well, yeah. I can't understand what you're saying around all those curse words.