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well my faciliberry is gone but i am glad i found a computer!
even if it is a very basic one
i am sure that this could possibly be another experiment by miss val
it even makes sense!!!
considering i was asleep and we had had seven days of memory sharing.....
uuuugh no i dont want to think about that

could someone please tell me if this is the facility?
maybe even facility 3??
even though that note was kind of discouraging.......
really weird too :/
i am going to continue to hope that it is not true and that everyone is here!
jack, davesprite, dave?????
oh and terezi and sollux and feferi too! (and eridan i guess....)
i am calling a team meeting back at the house!
if i can find the house........
..........
.....
okay well i guess just respond, please?

for anyone else, hi! my name is jade harley and it is very nice to meet you :)
i have a feeling that this place is full of people i havent met yet
even space powers are being kind of funny!
could someone explain whats going on?

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[wrong kid again. ugh. Rose still isn't sure whether she's grateful for that or not, but it's certainly getting tiring sorting through all these duplicates.]

Nobody running the place named Val that we know of yet, although you missed a bunch of really exciting torture porn games that I guess you could count as experiments if you were completely demented and squinted.

But whatever. Basic idea is that the people running this place are lying assholes who like to turn us inside out for shits and giggles. Pop in a couple low quality horror movies and you'll get the basic idea without having to harass the network like a moron again.

i think that might be a good thing honestly!
val was never very nice and her idea of fair was not very fair in actuality
but i have had enough of torture experiments to last a lifetime!!!

ewwww
it sounds like the facility all over again :/

also i dont think i know you :o
your text looks like dave but he never uses capital letters like that

Too bad, because torture is the theme of the lifetime in this shithole. Get on board or save everyone time and just fall to pieces now.

Yeah, I'm typing better than Dave; that's not exactly difficult to do since I'm pretty sure an angry monkey could type better than him. Are you going to make a guess or am I going to have to fucking spoonfeed you everything like a coma patient? Because honestly I do not have time for that bullshit.

well i am not planning on falling to pieces!!!
if i didnt in the last eight months i think i can handle myself just fine
so i am on board i suppose
you will just have to catch me up to speed on the stuff that goes on around here!
please?

rose.........?

Fan-fucking-tastic, one less braindead imbecile to babysit. I already gave you the reader's digest version of what happens around here, anything more specific would just be the nitty-gritty of how people've been fucked up in the past.

Rose what? Come on, I know you can do this.

i dont think you should call your friends braindead imbeciles....
thats not very nice!

well strider i guess!
sorry its just a little hard to believe since the last time i saw you you were purple!!
or a lalonde.....
but even though this is pretty different i think you are still rose no matter what your last name is
or who you grew up with!!
so how are you????
are you okay?

They're not my friends. And even if they were I'm not going to sugarcoat shit; it doesn't get a goddamn thing done.

Ding ding ding, we finally have a winner. You missed out on purple bitch, she came and went from this hellhole pretty fast. Probably had better things to do. Thanks for the unnecessary statement that I'm still me though, I'd never have figured it out by myself.

[not answering how she is because how she is is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS]

i guess you really are rose.....

thats okay
she would probably be better off at home!
considering the events that seem to take place here
even if no one has told me specifics

Shocking, isn't it.

We're not bothering with specifics because we know that if you stick around for more than a day someone's going to get decapitated in front of you or whatever the nightmare of the month is. Just keep your eyes open and you'll see for yourself.

hehe yes it is very shocking!
rose i am falling over the shock is way too much!!!!

gross!!!!!
well i guess i cant help that i am here any more than you can
we will just have to make the best of it! even if there are decapitations
which is kind of hard to make the best of....
ill think of something!

Edited (verb tenses my enemy) 2012-07-13 03:42 (UTC)

Don't fall onto a spiked plate and you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Yeah, I'm sure that you'll throw a goddamn sunshine party in the middle of everything raining blood or whatever. I'm sure everyone will appreciate it as much as they can while being skinned alive.

i promise i wont!!!

rose!!!!
i am sure that even the jade from your world wouldnt do that
after all that would be pretty rude
and also really gross :/

Yeah, you're right. She probably wouldn't have even noticed the blood in the first place, so you both have half an excuse. Just try to keep the invitations away from the people mortally wounded and you should be fine.

rose i am sorry but
youre so weird!

Actually I'm caustically sarcastic, but I guess to some people that counts as weird. Tell me something I don't know, would you?

some of us dont use big fancy words all the time!
i never said weird was a bad thing :P

i will let you know when i decide on something suitably interesting to tell you!

And some of us can still understand them even when they don't use them. Shocking, I know.

Aw, thanks. I'll try and work up some actual interest by the time you come up with something; should be more than enough time.

i know what they mean!
if i didnt then i would ask you :P

i think you are doing that strider thing where you are pretending to be super cool but what you actually mean is
yes jade im really looking forward to it!
only i cannot tell you because there is a super code of cool and aloof that i follow!
without all of the sups and yo dawgs that usually go with daves speeches

When have I ever given off the impression that I'm a walking dictionary in this conversation?

Nice try, but no. Being a tryhard poser attempting to emulate the shittiest role model on the planet has never been a part of my to-do list. What I'm saying is exactly what I mean: you haven't said anything I should give a fuck about yet and I don't have high hopes for that changing in the future.

prooooobably when you used the phrase "walking dictionary" but also whenever you used a word that had more than three syllables as if it was meant to be there!

rose
you can be cool without being a coolkid :o
even if you are a strider i have always thought that you were pretty cool in general!
being cool is not something that is defined by bro
no matter what your relationship is with him!!

Big words have just as much of a right to be used as any other. What've you got against diversity?

Being cool is a crock of shit whether or not Bro is involved. Anybody who actually tries to get people to think they're cool needs to have their nose broken a couple times.

i dont!
i was just saying
well
you kind of are a walking dictionary
just maybe one that refuses to give people the definitions unless they ask nicely

i feel like i should probably mention that if you punch me i wont hesitate to punch back!
if you think that punching is going to really threaten me
you are kind of mistaken :/

I've got better things to do than sit around and tell people what words mean. They can look shit up on their own.

Good job taking a hypothetical statement as a personal threat to your safety. Reading comprehension really isn't your thing, huh?

but you are much more reliable than a dictionary!!!

i am pretty sure that i just called you cool
so your threat was a passive aggressive attack on my idealism!
but if it wasnt then i am sorry, i guess i am not as good at the rose thing
probably because i am jade hehe

And a lot busier, too. They can suck up some flakiness because I'm not putting out.

It wasn't, because passive-aggression is almost as idiotic as trying to be cool. But I guess since you're derpy queen of optimism or what the fuck ever I can't really expect too much from you.

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