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[au3] gamzee makara

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[There a bit of static as the network comes alive - the sort of fake, purposeful static you know is being used just to get your attention.]

Hey there, cats and kitties.

Time's come for the weekly buzz. This is Gamz, your lead man without a plan, inviting you to spread the gossip and share your woes.

I'll be on the network for the next half hour, after which we'll be having our usual counseling session in the cafeteria. See you there, my misbegotten ones.

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[The scoff is probably familiar.]

Oh good, I could always use a fresh supply of gossip.

You got any of your own to toss in, brother? Build your metaphorical web up on any good walls lately, or are you just gonna dangle and listen this time around?

Come on, Makara, you know a magician can't give away their secrets.

Cup to the wall?

I can just imagine you going around doing that shit.

I ain't nearly that desperate.

It would be cute, though.

What's happening, bluenubs?

Aside from the fact that I'm sick of feeding on feather beast this whole month?

Nothing. I can feel drool sliding off my fangs the longer I sit around here. But that's par for the course.

I'm sure things will shake up soon enough. Then you'll be wanting that drooling time back.

Maybe if you told me that a few sweeps ago, I'd agree with you.

I'm sticking to it!

You sure nothing's being stirred up right now?

Meow, meow, meow.

_{[You called everyone cats, so obviously you want cat gossip, right?]}

Aw, shit! Kitty on the line.

Give us the mews, girl. Haha!

[Well. This is new. Pokey's only been in the Tower for two months by this point, though he realizes that's not long enough to have met everybody, but the familiarity of the call strikes him as odd, as if it's supposed to be something common.

Then again, the fact Pokey's managed to escape being "affected" by the event doesn't help either.

And he hates the idea of talking about his problems to people. But after all that's happened over the past three years, and now being dumped here....]

You do private sessions?

if it so happens that's what you need, then this lowly one can provide.

It is.

Sorry but I don't feel comfortable letting a bunch of other broken people see just how broken I am.

If it's easier you don't even have to meet with me. I can just private this stupid thing and talk here.

I'll pay you back, either way.

i never trust the privacy of a machine. you never know who's got ears on the wires.

this pilgrim's services are free. you just gotta lay a time and place on me.

Whenever you got the free time. You're the one working.

You for real? You could at least get something out of it, if you're bothering to listening to strangers whine and complain all the time.

as real as anything, man.

knowing i helped someone out who was needing it is a reward in of itself. it's this fucker's calling.

Yeah okay I've met others who've said that so I guess it's true but

Y'know. Why. Why not just look after your own? I mean the people you do care about matter more than strangers don't they?

and how do you get people for caring about if you don't first reach out?

Pass.

Being a spoilsport this week, huh?

It's all good.

How exactly does that make me a spoilsport.

Haha, you're right, bro.

It's more like just you being you, isn't it?

How's it hanging?

I'm presently wondering if I want to risk completing a task up at that restaurant.

Shit, no.

If you're really wanting something new, we could try catching you something out in the woods.

That's a strong alternative. Why?

It would be a change of pace, right? Maybe toss a little excitement into the mix?

I guess... Either way there's the same amount of risk though.

So we get ourselves a large blunt object.

Probably better for you overall than doing shit for the restaurant.

I have a pair of sickles, oh great one.

Hahaha, then what are you worried about? We can take some of those little shits.

I worry because the last time I caught you out there, you were about ready to eat a rabbit raw. Please explain to me how this inspires confidence in the proposed partnership.

Oh man, are you still thinking about that? Come on. As if I would do that again.

It's the most prominent picture I presently have in my mind's eye. It's not that you would do it again as much as I still am not sure how you managed to pull it off.

Shit, I don't remember. Pretty sure it involved a tree.

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