[voice]

[thereisnopie]

[There a bit of static as the network comes alive - the sort of fake, purposeful static you know is being used just to get your attention.]

Hey there, cats and kitties.

Time's come for the weekly buzz. This is Gamz, your lead man without a plan, inviting you to spread the gossip and share your woes.

I'll be on the network for the next half hour, after which we'll be having our usual counseling session in the cafeteria. See you there, my misbegotten ones.

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[voice]

[caliginous]

Come on, Makara, you know a magician can't give away their secrets.

[voice]

[thereisnopie]

Cup to the wall?

I can just imagine you going around doing that shit.

[voice]

[caliginous]

I ain't nearly that desperate.

[voice]

[thereisnopie]

It would be cute, though.

What's happening, bluenubs?

[voice]

[caliginous]

Aside from the fact that I'm sick of feeding on feather beast this whole month?

Nothing. I can feel drool sliding off my fangs the longer I sit around here. But that's par for the course.

[voice]

[thereisnopie]

I'm sure things will shake up soon enough. Then you'll be wanting that drooling time back.

[voice]

[caliginous]

Maybe if you told me that a few sweeps ago, I'd agree with you.

[voice]

[thereisnopie]

I'm sticking to it!

You sure nothing's being stirred up right now?