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[When Kakine woke up and received his letter, the situation struck him as an annoying change of pace, but at this point, not very surprising. His first thought was to go looking for a place to connect to the network, and the terminals were easy for him to find. Business as usual...]

Well, this is a pain in the ass. So, is this a bullshit plot by Academy City's higher ups, another prank courtesy of Asgard's supposed gods, or what?

[He's deadpan and dead serious. It has to be one of those things.]

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Yeah, how'd you know? Thor got tired of causing massive thunderstorms so he decided that running a torture facility would be a hell of a lot more interesting.

Is that so...? I don't remember Thor ever following up on the whole God of Thunder thing. They're probably all pathetic liars.

...Are you being a smartass? Because I'm serious and I don't have the patience right now.

When you've got an infinite lifespan and the powers to back it up I don't think you give a fuck about whether you're telling the truth to a bunch of whiny people.

If you can't tell then I guess it'll just remain an unsolved mystery of the universe. Too bad.

You know, normally I'd find that attitude a nice change of pace from most people I speak to these days, but right now you're pissing me off.

Oh no, anything but that! I'm fucking trembling with fear from the idea of annoying a total stranger online.

Please excuse me while I run around the tower screaming and wailing in despair at the horrible fate that I've brought down upon me.

Online may be another matter, but if you ever piss me off in person you'd learn pretty damn quickly why it's a bad idea.

Edited 2012-07-25 00:44 (UTC)

Yeah, because I always automatically believe all the bullshit tough-talking people do when they've got some distance between each other. Sorry, but odds are you probably wouldn't even hit me to begin with.

Try again when you're a little better at intimidation, ok?

I can't prove that I'm a threat from here, yeah. That's fine. You don't have to believe me now. Maybe one day you'll see what I'm capable of...or maybe I won't bother then, either. It depends on my mood.

I take it you've never crossed paths with an esper.

Yeah yeah whatever, you're a powerful moody being who can kill with the flick of a wrist if it suits your fancies and all should tremble in fear and pray that you never decide to unleash your terrible powers. Cut the garbage, all you're doing is reaffirming the fact that your head is permanently stuck up your ass.

No, apparently she had better things to do than bug the shit out of aliens who wanted nothing to do with her species in the first place. I was kind of fucking busy with things that were a bigger threat than that anyway. Go figure.

Oh stop, you're hurting my feelings.

What the hell are you even talking about? Aliens? And I'm the one spewing garbage here?

Edited 2012-07-25 01:12 (UTC)

Well, shit. Looks like being an irrepressible bitch continues to haunt my every conversation.

Oh, haven't you seen any yet? There's plenty around Torture Tower if you actually step more than three feet out the dorm door. But hey, don't let easily verifiable facts get in the way of your disbelief.

Usually I wouldn't believe anyone who said that, much less someone with an attitude like yours, but for some reason that sounds plausible right now. It's better than cupcake baking competitions, I guess.

I'm touched that you'd believe me over confectioneries. Was it the blatantly logic-breaking existence of the tower or my eloquent back and forth that did it?

The former. Don't flatter yourself, kid.

Hey, you know what they say. If you want something done right...

But good job on basic analytical skills regardless. I'm shedding tears over your ability to be more intelligent than a sea sponge right now.

Thank you, I'm very proud of my accomplishment too. I hope you too can one day achieve that level of intelligence.

Oh no, I'd never even think about climbing up onto your pedestal. After all that work and effort attempting to not be a shitstain on the underwear of your species and managing to finally do something halfway presentable after failing miserably most of your life my presence would just demean such a magical feat.

I'm not exactly a miserable failure, but okay. Whatever makes you feel better about your own miniscule accomplishments.

Aww, that's really cute and almost insulting! Too bad that making my shit miniscule relegates your crap to microscopic; but hey, whatever makes you feel better.

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