1st Game | Video

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[There’s nothing but a boring background for a few minutes, then whiskers pop in from the side. A cat moves his face into the screen and starts walking over the keyboard.]

SQCOIKEBJ OIRE NOIEJGPOI B POEYGTKPH

[He plops down right in the middle and watches letters running across the screen. His head moves in the same direction. The letters aren’t stopping. He pokes at the growing line with his paw, meowing.]

BNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Comments

[hero_of_smiles]

Uhhhh, you can't get to me kitty, I'm kind of somewhere else. I'm just talking to you through the computer.

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[What’s a computer? Is that what this is called? Some weird sorcery he hasn’t seen before, letting humans talk to each other when they’re not really there.

He paws the screen, like he’s trying to jump through it.]

[hero_of_smiles]

[He's kind of having a hard time not laughing.]

You won't be able to get passed the screen there kitty.

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[He hisses at the damned thing, but he's smart enough to know that he shouldn't bite it.

He looks at the boy, waiting to see what he'll do. Is he just gonna stand there?]

[hero_of_smiles]

[Cross just stares back.]

I wonder how a cat got in the tower...

[He just pokes at the screen, just to see if the kitty here reacts to it.]

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[Not his choice, genuis. The same way all of you annoying humans got dumped here.

He pokes back at the screen, meowing again.]

network -> action?

[hero_of_smiles]

[B-but, he's aderpable.]

Hmmm, one sec kitty, I'll come find you.

[Now he's going to track the where the cat was, with his handy dandy visor. Following it to where the cat was.]

action!

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[Don't care, he doesn't like humans. Except for one.]

Meow?

[It's a good thing humans like cats so much. It's much easier to get to them in this form.]

Re: action!

[hero_of_smiles]

[Yeah, yeah just try to bite him kitty. Gonna extend his mechanical hand out to the cat and pat it's head.]

Well hey there. I'm Cross, do you have a name?

Re: action!

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[Hey, that's cheating. Damn. Maybe this guy has some human friends that he can stalk.

He nods in answer. Don't count on this kitty remembering your name. You're just another human to him.]

Re: action!

[hero_of_smiles]

[Yup. Take that kitty cat.

Cross looks a little amused though.]
</small. Ooooh? So you can understand me huh?

Re: action!

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[Bastard humans. All of you annoy him for one reason or another.

He nods again. Good luck trying to understand him.]

Re: action!

[hero_of_smiles]

[Take a pill bro, or else Cross may think you need to be spayed.

Cross tilts his head a little bit.]

Hmmm, but I guess you can't talk. I wonder if someone could translate cat.

Re: action!

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[Like hell he'd let you do that. He might be a cat right now, but he isn't helpless.

Duzell would smirk if he could. There is only one person here that can understand him in cat form, but he isn't going to tell this guy.]

Re: action!

[hero_of_smiles]

[Cross is just going to look away from the cat now and ponder.]

I wonder if I could build a cat translator...but I wonder how you'd translate cat in the first place. Hmmmm.

Re: action!

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[This human isn't very useful, so Duzell will just walk away now. He's gonna find a human that he can actually feed from.]