1st Game | Video

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[There’s nothing but a boring background for a few minutes, then whiskers pop in from the side. A cat moves his face into the screen and starts walking over the keyboard.]

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[He plops down right in the middle and watches letters running across the screen. His head moves in the same direction. The letters aren’t stopping. He pokes at the growing line with his paw, meowing.]

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[hero_of_smiles]

Huh? Who let a cat on a computer?

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[Someone’s talking! Where is he coming from?]

Meow?

[More poking at the screen.]

[hero_of_smiles]

Uhhhh, you can't get to me kitty, I'm kind of somewhere else. I'm just talking to you through the computer.

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[What’s a computer? Is that what this is called? Some weird sorcery he hasn’t seen before, letting humans talk to each other when they’re not really there.

He paws the screen, like he’s trying to jump through it.]

[absolute_perception]

[Elian tilts his head when he looks at the screen.]

I'm sorry, but your message is unclear. Cat isn't part of my translation protocols.

[He grins now.]

But, you are cute.

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[All he gets from the keyboard is a long line of letters.]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Meanwhile, the cat opens his mouth in a wide yawn and rubs his head against the corner of the weird box. He’s hungry, and he doesn’t like the food in the cafeteria, especially that oatmeal.]

[absolute_perception]

[Okay, that did it. Time to find out exactly where this cat is and figure out the problem. Cats generally leave things alone unless they want something.]

Hm, I suppose looking for someone isn't really an option considering independence. I don't recommend hunting the mice here since they eat the creeping mushrooms that could be toxic...processing...

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[Swish, swish, goes his tail, back and forth, back and forth. He is acting like a normal cat, just much smarter.

The cat nods, like it understands what he’s saying. He opens his mouth again, baring tiny fangs. No one except Ishtar can understand his meows and hisses.]

[saudadist]

[ A cat on a computer. There's something you don't see every day. ]

...interesting.

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[He hears more voices, a girl this time.]

Meow?

[His tail swishes forward and taps the screen.]

[saudadist]

[ Will this place just take anyone? Even animals? Strange. ]

Guess you don't have an owner, huh...

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[Be careful, girl. You look tasty, and this kitty is hungry.

He rubs his head against the screen, whiskers all mashed up.]

[alexandrianite]

[She can't help but chuckle as she looks at the screen.]

You have about as much talent with this machine as I do, little on.

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[A girl, and she looks like she has her guard down somewhat. If this one is easy to trick, then maybe he'll get to feed.]

Meow?

[He answers by ducking his head and licking the back of his paw, trying to look cute.]

[alexandrianite]

[He is succeeding at the whole looking cute thing. She leans in to get a better look.]

You are quite different from any animal I have seen before.

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[She hasn't seen a cat before? Was she born under a rock?]

Mrrrrowl?

[He alternates between licking his paw and rubbing his head with it, flipping his ear back and forth.]

[ action ]

[xroyal_bratx]

....Duzie...what are you doing?!

[ She already guessed where he was so she didn't waste any time to find the kitty vampire. He was having fun wit the computers though.... ]

[ action ]

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[That's what you get in reply, Ishtar.

Until you find him, then he meows at you.]

(What's that box for?)

[ action ]

[xroyal_bratx]

[ Okay play time is over Duzie! Ishtar reached out to pick him up off the computer as soon as she found her kitty vampire. ]

It's kind of like for communication Duzie...now stop paying with it.

[ She replied pulling him off. Gosh, he was acting like a cat it was almost scary sometimes. ]

[video]

[syncingdoll]

Cat-chan, you aren't a very good typist. Keep trying, though.

[video]

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[Cats aren't supposed to be good at typing. What a stupid human.

Instead of trying to be cute, he'll hiss at her.]

[video]

[syncingdoll]

<sub>[Aw, the cat doesn't like her.

That'd sure hurt her feelings if she had feelings to hurt.]</sub>

video;

[terraformagica]

Oh aren't you an adorable little bow-meow!

[ Here have a princess that squeals over small cute things. ]

video;

[sanguine_corruptio_lamia]

[bow what? Humans are weird.

Princesses seem to like him or something. Don't get too close, or he'll bite you~]

Mrrrowl?

Re: video;

[terraformagica]

[ Now she'll try to talk back at you. not always the smartest one ]

Meow! Would you like to play, kitty? Where are you?

[ Not actually expecting an answer, but... ]