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being-strong.livejournal.com) wrote in
animus_network2011-08-03 05:38 pm
First ♐: [text, then video]
D --> What is the meaning of this
D --> I'm not sure what my e%pectations were of the afterlife
D --> But this is abso100t fiddl
[there's a lengthy pause, then the video feed clicks on. It's another one of those trolls, and this one appears to be in peak physical condition.
he's also sweating so profusely it's making his skin glisten, and in one hand he's holding half the keyboard. the other half is currently not in view.
once he opens his mouth, it becomes obvious he's missing some teeth.]
I demand information pertaining to the nature of my current location and, if known, the location of any other trolls currently sharing my predicament.
[He passes a hand over his forehead, brushing off moisture. When he looks back at the camera, his expression softens slightly.]
Nepeta, if you're here... my deepest apologies.
D --> I'm not sure what my e%pectations were of the afterlife
D --> But this is abso100t fiddl
[there's a lengthy pause, then the video feed clicks on. It's another one of those trolls, and this one appears to be in peak physical condition.
he's also sweating so profusely it's making his skin glisten, and in one hand he's holding half the keyboard. the other half is currently not in view.
once he opens his mouth, it becomes obvious he's missing some teeth.]
I demand information pertaining to the nature of my current location and, if known, the location of any other trolls currently sharing my predicament.
[He passes a hand over his forehead, brushing off moisture. When he looks back at the camera, his expression softens slightly.]
Nepeta, if you're here... my deepest apologies.

permavideo
Uuum, there's Tavros, Vriska, Karkat, Nepeta, a lady in a red skirt... I think there are more too! But they aren't killing anyone!
And I'm gonna make sure Vriska doesn't eat any people! You're not gonna eat people right?
yeah he broke the keyboard, so permavid here too
Don't be absurd. I would sooner give up my exceptional strength than tarnish my palate with... with human cuisine.
[a pause, and then.]
Nepeta is here? Oh, fudgesicles.
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YOU'RE SUPER STRONG TOO!!!
[and back to normal]
Nepeta is the cat one right? I like her!
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[and a side-eye.]
You don't appear very strong to me.
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[her eyes flash challengingly]
Well I can lift a whole truck!
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[he sits back.]
Show me, then.
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[Molly looks around, what can she lift that would prove her strength?]
[How about the bookshelf!]
[She stands and goes to the shelf]
Can you still see me!!
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[he watches with new interest. can this girl really heft a bookshelf?]
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[she lifts the bookshelf from one of the corners, a bunch of books come tumbling off of it but she doesn't seem to mind]
See! I told you that I could do it!
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That was a truly admirable display of strength. For a human, at least.
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Like you can do better!
aahaha why so cute
Stop taunting at once. My strength has always been my strongest attribute.
this whole thing is adorable
[regular voice] Since I'm stronger what are you gonna do here?
/casually broships
[still, he can't just let this pesky child one-up him. he gets up and looks for something heavy to lift over his head.]
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oh nooo pale infidelity Equius hcu
There, pedantic human wiggler. Are you satisfied?
[he seems to be. it's kind of fun to show off and make a mess for once.]
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I dunno what that means but it was kinda lame. I stopped a huuuuge truck with my foot once and it dented more than that.
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Fiddlesticks. And you, human girl. Don't test me. This was only a minor display with whatever I had on hand. I have taken down creatures the size of this tower, noble as they were, so we will stop talking about who is more impressive.
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I would tear your limb right off. Not that it would be a major issue, as I have some not inconsiderate experience with prosthetics at this point, but it would still be exceedingly unpleasant for you.
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...Can I have a robot arm anyway?
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[delicate pause]
...physical contact with another, let alone a human, without serious physiological complications. But if you absolutely insist on issuing this challenge, and I do in fact remove a limb in the process, I will replace it.
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I still want a robot arm. Having three arms would be awesome!
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