I've been thinking about what to do about the giant spider everyone's been getting eaten by lately, and I think I came up with something. I'm going to ask the admins to get rid of it in the suggestion box. They keep saying they want to help us, so they should put their money where their mouth is.

To anyone that was wondering what it is, someone posted saying it was a lusus? Which is like a big animal thing that acts as a guardian for a troll. Not that that explains why it was eating people, which brings me around to--

Okay, I hardly know you, but Vriska Serket, what the heck where you thinking?! If it's your lusus, you can't exactly have missed what was going on! How could you just let it eat people? I don't care if they came back, it still ate them.

Are all of you that got attacked okay?

oka wait this isn't going to work >:(

um, is this better?? wait wait ta-da!!!

oh right, um! this is amadeus! i want to ask something that has to do with font!

i know there's a lot of AUs
or OUs
or...whatever you'd prefer i call you!!

but, why does everyone use the same font? doesn't that strike anyone else as weird??? i mean, i don't know why dick (our DM!!!) was insistent, but i'm just curious, is all!

maybe if we didn't all type in courier we wouldn't have all those sad accidents of people mistaking others by fonts or whatever!

not that i think anyone is entitled to keep theirs over anyone elses!

okay maybe this was a bad idea

[Molly is still a bit upset from what she saw in her nightmare world but she smiles at the camera anyway]

I'm pretty sure it's December now, that means Christmas! Or Hanukkah. Or Kwanza. I don't think there are other holidays in December. [she looks like she's trying to think of more December holidays, but she shakes her head, nope, no more] We should give each other gifts or something. Maybe do a secret Santa! Or whoever gives gifts on Hanukkah and Kwanza. Do you get gifts for Kwanza? Anyway we can make each other gifts with stuff in the tower!

Anyone wanna do it with me?

[there is a long pause]

...Do trolls even have Christmas?

[Molly appears on screen and she's, well, not as happy as she usually is. But really, after you've killed your best friend because he's turned into some weird deer thing, it's hard to be that happy. But she smiles nonetheless, she's still Molly and she doesn't let things keep her down for long, Romeo did forgive her anyway.]

Guys, everyone is really sad again because of what happened and I know that I'm really sad because of what happened but it stopped happening so we should stop being sad! [she smiles widely] See! Now I'm not sad! But I have an idea! We should have a party! Parties make everyone happy, right? So we need to decorate a place, and we need a place to have the party. How about the place with music! And we can get food from the cafeteria and everyone can come and be happy and not sad! Me and Romeo can even put on a puppet show because he got that thing before! [Sorry Romeo, she forgot to run this by you beforehand]

So when should we have the party!

[Hello network, you're suddenly privy to two guys messing around and having the most fun ever, ok? Nothing bad is happening yet.]

*The awesome, very gr8 8andit princess came across the vast forest with which she happened upon on her l8test escap8de from those oh-so-dangerous, confounded knights who were annoyed at her antics. She had easily shook them off of her trail when she came upon a dark cave and decided to walk in, her adventurous spirit kicking in. Especially when she had heard rumors of something particularily profit8le...*

[Oh look, it's started!]

TH3 POOR, W34K L1TTL3 PR1NC3SS H4S NO 1D34 WH4T SH3 H4S STUMBL3D UPON, FOR OUT OF TH3 C4V3 LUMB3RS 4 M1GHTY DR4GON, ST1LL SL33PY FROM H3R R3C3NT SLUMB3R. "WHY H4V3 YOU COM3 H3R3?" SH3 RO4RS 1N TH3 4NC13NT, NOBL3 TONGU3 OF H3R R4C3, VO1C3 BOOM1NG.

[Costumes? A definite go here.

And wide grins everywhere with these two.]

*You mean the most kickass, strong princess ever looked up in something that may or may not have 8een shock 8ut she masked it soon well enough with a confident grin.* "I have heard rumours of 'gr8' things, 8ut I didn't think it would include an ancient dragon! 8ut I do have a reason for 8eing here. I'm looking for something grand, 8esides your 8ig face here."

TH3 M4J3ST1C B34ST 3Y3S TH3 PR1NC3SS DOWN 1TS 4M4Z1NG SNOUT W1TH D1SD41N. "YOU W1LL NOT F1ND WH4T YOU S33K! NOW GO!"

*The 8adass 8andit princess huffed, her incredi8le face turning a look that conveys o8vious annoyance.* "How do you know that? If you would just let me look around a 8it I 8et I could find what I need!"

[And that's where the video feed seems to cut off...]

(ooc: let me know if I messed up, i'm like "wut" when it comes to lj stuff nowadays...)

[Text]
LOOKS LIKE I'M FUCKING BACK TO SQUARE ONE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT I'M GLAD TO BE BACK HERE. AT LEAST HERE SOME OF YOU FUCKASSES ARE STILL ALIVE.

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[Video]
[He woke up to an empty room earlier, so the first thing he did was meander his ass down to the library terminal. Forever attached to the computer. He flicks on the video, looking like he'd been emotionally assaulted by a truck. Living for weeks in a place where all of your friends are dead will do that to you.

Despite the obvious red stains on his cheeks, he tries to keep his usual ornery face on.]

The Veil is a fucking ghost rock, guys. Someone please tell me I wasn't the only one sent back to their world like this? This is like the epitome of epic mindfuck torture.