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[gezellighe.livejournal.com]

[Holland appears on the screen; he looks very serious, and this would be alarming to anybody who didn't know that this is just how he looks most of the time.]

I need help; it's really important.

Comments

[gezellighe.livejournal.com]

It's. . . I think it's taken care of.

[Which really just means 'you're strange, go away'.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Ohh, that's too bad! And to think I was being generous enough to offer my help even though I'm soooooooo busy... You know, bridging the gap across species and all. Well, whatever!

[gezellighe.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

The great Vriska Serket, at your service! And just who are you?

[gezellighe.livejournal.com]

[Okay, whatever.]

Netherlands.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

What kind of dumb Earth name is that?

[gezellighe.livejournal.com]

You're rude.

[Coming from Holland, that means something.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

I'm just making an observation! It's a pretty weird name. I've never heard aaaaaaaanything like it.

[gezellighe.livejournal.com]

I didn't choose the name.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

You should have culled whoever gave it to you. It must be embarrassing to have such a weird name. Don't you have a last name or something?

[gezellighe.livejournal.com]

I'm not a human.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

I call buuuuuuuullshit. You look like a human.

[gezellighe.livejournal.com]

Maybe you can't learn all about someone with only a look.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you going to educate me? Don't keep me waiting, the suspense is killing me!

[So much eyerolling, sorry bro.]