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[stalemates]

thar she blows ζ°)))彡

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[morituramfides]

Haha.

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[stalemates]

hahahahahahahahaha.

are you being sarcastic? quit that.

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[morituramfides]

Maybe! Can't say I'm opposed to anything at this place's expense though.

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[stalemates]

oh, well that's okay then. it's really pretty funny when you think about it.

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[lamentless]

10/10

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[stalemates]

thanks~! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

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[hero_of_smiles]

Is that really necessary!?

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[stalemates]

is it really necessary to use the computers right now at all? is it really necessary for you to reply? (¬_¬)

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[hero_of_smiles]

[ASASKLA Why Lamby why?]

Well...No I guess not. But still, you should get to safety!

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[stalemates]

i'm just fine, shouldn't you get to safety?

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[hero_of_smiles]

Ah well, it's sort of my job to make sure people get out safely. But if you're okay, I'll leave than. Just be safe, okay?

text oops I don't think I got a notif for this?? sorry!

[stalemates]

i'll be okay! i'm totally safe. no whale's going to get me!

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[donotdie]

...Well, that's funny and all, but are you sure now's the right time to pull that joke?

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[stalemates]

if I waited, it wouldn't be funny!

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[donotdie]

Point, but I guess a little bit of joy in the middle of chaos helps, i guess.

[Sort of.]

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[stalemates]

see, now you get it! \^o^/ someone needs to do it!

[papshooshing]

THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY.

[stalemates]

right? right? it totally is! finally someone who really appreciates it!

[papshooshing]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH FINDING SOME HUMOR IN ALL OF THIS.
I MEAN GOOD GOD
IT'S A FUCKING WHALE.

[stalemates]

it's a space whale

[papshooshing]

AND THAT MAKES IT DIFFERENT HOW?

[stalemates]

it makes it way funnier. just a whale would be pretty funny. but a space whale's just ridiculous! it's like it's some kind of weird human movie!

[papshooshing]

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT
I THINK I'VE SEEN ONE LIKE IT.

[stalemates]

really??? when? what was it? ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━

[papshooshing]

NO, I MEAN THE MOVIE.

[stalemates]

oh

what was the movie, same question anyway!

this is a legit YouTube find

[papshooshing]

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SPACE WHALE.

looked it up, what did I just watch........

[stalemates]

woah

that sounds cool!

i want to see it, do you think they'd have it here?

i wish i knew

[papshooshing]

HOW THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU THINK I COULD HAVE PICKED IT UP?
IT'S NOT AN ALTERNIAN MOVIE.

[stalemates]

you don't have movies where you're from?

[papshooshing]

WE DO, GOOD GOD.
OUR MOVIE INDUSTRY HAS BEEN AROUND FOR SO FUCKING LONG THAT WE RAN OUT OF SHORT TITLES.
NOW JUST TO NAME ONE MOVIE WILL TAKE ABOUT TEN MINUTES TO SAY OR TYPE OUT.
SO IT'S JUST NOT EVEN WORTH IT.

[stalemates]

are you sure you don't have attack of the space whale then? maybe it's just a really, really old movie. from back when they could use short names.

[papshooshing]

I'M SAYING IT'S IN THE MEDIA CENTER.
ARE YOU THAT THICK?

[stalemates]

and i'm saying maybe you have it at home too, not just in the media centre.

[papshooshing]

NOT BY THAT TITLE WE WOULDN'T.
CHANCES ARE IT WOULD BE SIMILAR, BUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TOO.

[stalemates]

you said they used to have short titles! so maybe it's just suuuuuper old!

[papshooshing]

MAYBE?
BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO TRY TO HUNT IT DOWN.

[stalemates]

it doesn't matter, the point is they could have it in your world.

what world IS that, anyway?

[papshooshing]

IT'S A PLANET CALLED ALTERNIA.

[stalemates]

hmmm never heard of it. i'll try to go there someday!

[sorewahimitsudesu]

Ahahahahahaha.

[stalemates]

oh, good, good, more people who can take a joke! everyone totally needs to lighten up.

[sorewahimitsudesu]

Oh, it's quite fantastic, yes.

[stalemates]

these guys aren't going to let everything crumble down so easy, so there's really no problem with laughing! you're awesome! (❁´◡`❁)*✲ﾟ*

[sorewahimitsudesu]

Oh, yes! I know.

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[fifthtimearound]

srsly? if i wasnt in a collapsing tower with a mutant space whale problem i probably would have spit coke on the screen. ;)

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[stalemates]

can't you do that anyway? it kinda seems like you want to! (´ω｀★)