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thar she blows ζ°)))彡

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this is a legit YouTube find

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ATTACK OF THE KILLER SPACE WHALE.

looked it up, what did I just watch........

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woah

that sounds cool!

i want to see it, do you think they'd have it here?

i wish i knew

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HOW THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU THINK I COULD HAVE PICKED IT UP?
IT'S NOT AN ALTERNIAN MOVIE.

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you don't have movies where you're from?

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WE DO, GOOD GOD.
OUR MOVIE INDUSTRY HAS BEEN AROUND FOR SO FUCKING LONG THAT WE RAN OUT OF SHORT TITLES.
NOW JUST TO NAME ONE MOVIE WILL TAKE ABOUT TEN MINUTES TO SAY OR TYPE OUT.
SO IT'S JUST NOT EVEN WORTH IT.

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are you sure you don't have attack of the space whale then? maybe it's just a really, really old movie. from back when they could use short names.

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I'M SAYING IT'S IN THE MEDIA CENTER.
ARE YOU THAT THICK?

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and i'm saying maybe you have it at home too, not just in the media centre.

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NOT BY THAT TITLE WE WOULDN'T.
CHANCES ARE IT WOULD BE SIMILAR, BUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TOO.

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you said they used to have short titles! so maybe it's just suuuuuper old!

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MAYBE?
BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO TRY TO HUNT IT DOWN.

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it doesn't matter, the point is they could have it in your world.

what world IS that, anyway?

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IT'S A PLANET CALLED ALTERNIA.

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hmmm never heard of it. i'll try to go there someday!