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[stalemates]

it's seriously too bad we didn't have captain ahab here to warn us about the whale. maybe none of this would have happened. then again, maybe you wouldn't have listened anyway.

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[skullphones]

A who?

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[stalemates]

captain ahab! are you stupid or something?

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[skullphones]

No, i just dont know who captain ahab is :/

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[stalemates]

pretty sure you're stupid if you don't even know that. go read a book. （；¬＿¬)

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[skullphones]

fuck no, books are boring

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[withak]

I don't think he could have done much.

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[doc_brown]

But Captain Ahab is a book character! How could he have been here?

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[rightsiderequiem]

'Captain ahab'? [he doesn't get it.]

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[stalemates]

guess that's why you're dumb.

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[stalemates]

sure he could, hunting whales was his thing!

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[skullphones]

I already told you im NOT dumb
Who the hell are you anyway?

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[stalemates]

do you really think books are nothing but fiction? couldn't they exist in reality in another world? stories all have their own lives.

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[withak]

Yes, but he died trying to kill a whale whose special properties were that it was big and white. Flying whales filled with monsters would have been out of his reach.

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[stalemates]

yeah, yeah, captain ahab! you know, 'from hell's heart i stab at thee, for hate's sake i spit my last breath at thee, ye damned whale'.

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[stalemates]

sure, but this one was big too! anyway it's not that he would've killed it, he was real good for warning people about the whale, kept rambling on about it, right? so he'd definitely wouldn't have shut up about it here either! maybe then we would've been more prepared!

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[stalemates]

pretty sure you are, sorry~☆

why should i tell you who i am, stupid people don't deserve to know my name.

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[withak]

I don't think we needed someone to ramble at us about it. Once we saw it everyone was aware that there was a problem.

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[stalemates]

yeah, and then it was way too late! he'd know way before anything happened. or at least he'd talk about it before it happened even if he didn't know.

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[withak]

Captain Ahab only knew about Moby Dick because he'd fought him before. He didn't have supernatural whale precognition.

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[stalemates]

maybe he did! maybe he was a sorcerer! or maybe he fought this space whale too!

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[withak]

If he did, it wasn't in the book. Or at least not in the movie. I never read the whole book.

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[stalemates]

oh. see, there's your problem! in the book he totally has whale sonar built right in.

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[rightsiderequiem]

I don't think I know that. Is it from a book? [Dextera knew some things came from 'books', but he never got around to reading one before.]

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[withak]

[He doesn't buy that.]

Did you actually read it?

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[stalemates]

of course I did!