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[stalemates]

it's seriously too bad we didn't have captain ahab here to warn us about the whale. maybe none of this would have happened. then again, maybe you wouldn't have listened anyway.

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[rightsiderequiem]

'Captain ahab'? [he doesn't get it.]

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[stalemates]

yeah, yeah, captain ahab! you know, 'from hell's heart i stab at thee, for hate's sake i spit my last breath at thee, ye damned whale'.

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[rightsiderequiem]

I don't think I know that. Is it from a book? [Dextera knew some things came from 'books', but he never got around to reading one before.]

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[stalemates]

yup that's right, there's a book in most worlds.

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[rightsiderequiem]

I wonder if there's one here. [or...used to be, thanks to random space whale.]

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[stalemates]

oh, hey, maybe! if it didn't get whale'd

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[rightsiderequiem]

'Whale'd'? [people here really liked using words he didn't understand. or Dextera is just really dumb.]

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[stalemates]

yeah, destroyed by the whale! whale'd!

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[rightsiderequiem]

[ah, now he gets it!]

I think I understand. It's funny.

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[stalemates]

it's super funny! nothing's funnier!

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[rightsiderequiem]

Really? [he just heard the best joke ever?]

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[stalemates]

yup! lady lambdadelta only tells the very best jokes! (☆^O^☆)

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[rightsiderequiem]

I'll keep that in mind. [maybe she'll tell him more later. it was nice.]

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[stalemates]

since you're such good furniture, i'll tell you as many as you like!

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[rightsiderequiem]

'furniture'? [he hasn't heard that word before.] Can I ask what that is?

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[stalemates]

hmm, you don't know? well it's like a servant, i guess. \< _>/