[video] here have a late intro post. i hope the awfulness makes up for the delay...somehow....

[grannyfucker]

Alright, so I've been here a couple of days already, and I've just got one question.

What's up with all the furries around here? No one told me there'd be one of those creepy comic book sex cult conventions going on in this place!

What is wrong with the people running this place, and why couldn't they have at least mentioned something about this?! Jesus!

((OOC: I will probably be slow on tags after today, BUT I will tag back a few days later! Just need to get a few things sorted after today first.))

Comments

Re: I'm not sure if this comment makes it better or worse jafiela;efjal;

[dubiousdisc]

[That sure was a twitch there. If Nathan gave enough shits to pay attention, which he likely didn't, the eyebrow gave it away.]

No.

[grannyfucker]

[Even if he did, he wouldn't catch the meaning of it.

In fact, he barely even registers that response at all. He begins rubbing the invisible nipples on his invisible boobs.]

Is that how you pleasure your cow lovers?

[dubiousdisc]

What the fuck, no. Not even close.

[grannyfucker]

Do you milk your silicone breasts while milking their udders, for special bonding time with them?

[dubiousdisc]

Still no.

[He's taken to using a deadpan in order to protect his brain from this stupidity. But, of course, Sollux has never been good at walking away from conversations.]

[grannyfucker]

You must be shit in bed with them, then.

[dubiousdisc]

You're shit in bed without.

[Not that trolls even involve beds in the process, or have beds at all. But.]

[grannyfucker]

Well, I am a big fan of having a good old-fashioned fuck after a delicious, juicy burger.

[dubiousdisc]

My god, can someone get this asshole committed? [Sollux shouts this to the empty library, pointing at the screen.] He's sounding sicker than most goddamn trolls.

[grannyfucker]

[lol whatevs no fucks given]

[dubiousdisc]

[Yeah ok, whatever. Two can play at this game, asshat.]

[grannyfucker]

[but can you truly have less fucks than Nathan?

ARE WE GOING TO ENTER....

THE NEGATIVE FUCK ZONE???]

[dubiousdisc]

[YES.]

[Sollux's first act of negative fuck-giving will be to turn off the feed and go browse the rest of the Network. Look at all the fucks he gives.]

[grannyfucker]

[....welp.]

Oh, come on, now that's just rude!

[dubiousdisc]

[His second act of negative fuck-giving will be, when he finds the message again, to only reply in text. You don't deserve to see his beautiful face.]

nøw yøu cømplaiin abøut rude?