[video] here have a late intro post. i hope the awfulness makes up for the delay...somehow....

[grannyfucker]

Alright, so I've been here a couple of days already, and I've just got one question.

What's up with all the furries around here? No one told me there'd be one of those creepy comic book sex cult conventions going on in this place!

What is wrong with the people running this place, and why couldn't they have at least mentioned something about this?! Jesus!

((OOC: I will probably be slow on tags after today, BUT I will tag back a few days later! Just need to get a few things sorted after today first.))

Comments

[cullscuttlefish]

You xenophobic, racist asshole! I'm glad you weren't the first human I ever met. If you were, I wouldn't have half the friends I do now.

I hope you don't treat everyone you meet this way. You won't get very far here if that's the case.

[grannyfucker]

Hahaha, no wonder you're their 'leader', you've got enough crazy to screw a whole herd of horses! I bet the rest of them look up to you very much.

[cullscuttlefish]

Good luck with the actual monsters. You're going to need it.

[click.]

god i am so sorry

[grannyfucker]

[wow did you just disconnect?? RUDE]

The only actual monsters I see around here is your fucked up crazy cult and all your animal sex slaves! I bet you've got 'em tethered to a wall with their anuses pulled wide open so you can just slip into them at your own leisure!

dzjkhfjkf it's okay

[cullscuttlefish]

[...did he really just reconnect to curse and suggest really disgusting things? Really?]

That is completely disgusting and sick! I don't know where in the universe you got an idea like that, but it's completely wrong! How dare you even suggest that anyone would even think of something like that?

I'm going to disconnect, and don't contact me again, because you're rude and xenophobic, and I don't want anything to do with you.

[click.]

[ooc: sdzjhgkdshgkfj pleeeeeease pester her I think this is hilarious.]

[grannyfucker]

[ah, yes, but Nathan must always have the last word! ALWAYS.

So he is going to reconnect again anyway. FUQ DA POLICE]

Well obviously you and your furry comic book fantasizing friends thought of it, haven't you? Or else we wouldn't be having this problem with all these traumatized pigs and sheep.

Do you know how much therapy they're going to need before they get made into burgers and pork chops? Do you? Just think of all the lives you've ruined with your sexually deviant escapades!

[cullscuttlefish]

I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I do know disgusting when I hear it.

[god stop blowing up her phone geeeeeeez.]

[grannyfucker]

But who will think of the traumatized sheep children?!