[video] here have a late intro post. i hope the awfulness makes up for the delay...somehow....

[grannyfucker]

Alright, so I've been here a couple of days already, and I've just got one question.

What's up with all the furries around here? No one told me there'd be one of those creepy comic book sex cult conventions going on in this place!

What is wrong with the people running this place, and why couldn't they have at least mentioned something about this?! Jesus!

((OOC: I will probably be slow on tags after today, BUT I will tag back a few days later! Just need to get a few things sorted after today first.))

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[hystericull]

(WHATEVER THE MOTHERFUCK IT ALL WAS, SURE AS FUCK WAS LOUD ENOUGH TO ALL BE A PALESLUT GETTING THEIR MOTHERFUCKING CALL ON OUT FOR SOME FUCKING PACIFICATION.)

[That fist hit him square in the face, thanks. Excuse him while he wraps his hands around your throat and squeezes - as friendly as he possibly can!]

[chronomancer]

[Eridan wheezes at that throat squeeze, then brings up a leg to kick Gamzee in the gut and see if he'll release him. Just a love tap, really. He'd add commentary, but he can't talk if he can't breathe.]

[hystericull]

[Yeah, that does the trick. Gamzee relinquishes his grip, letting out quite the unattractive noise as he jerks back, sinking his own fist into Eridan's gut to share the pain before flopping back on his ass.]

(I THINK) [Huff, huff, catching breath. You knocked the wind out of him, you ass.] (YOU BE FORGETTING WHO ALL THE MOTHERFUCK WE WAS COMING HERE TO GET OUR FUCKIN CULL ON OF.)

[chronomancer]

(Did I blow your fucking head off? No? Then I haven't forgotten who's gonna get culled and who's gonna get smacked.)

[He's grumpy. Also, fingering his throat.]

[hystericull]

[Be grumpy, see if he cares. Not like you're not always grumpy anyway! Grumpy ass!!!]

(Tch, I'm all up and tremblin' in my mother fucking skivvies, here, bro.)

(Oh wait I ain't fuckin' wearin' none.)

[chronomancer]

(...yes, Gam, I really needed to know that.)

[Dead-eyes.]

[hystericull]

(Bet you all fuckin' did.)

[Was that a sleazy wink?]

[chronomancer]

[Dead-eyeing you so hard right now, Makara. So hard.]