.004 ♒ chronicAugustus began drowning in self-loathing. [Text]

[chronomancer]

...i Am Awware
that i havve not been particularly
Composed
lately
so i wwould like to Apologize to anyone wwhos gotten caught at the receivvin end a me bein a grubfuckin asshole
so
Sorry







...that includes you, vvan--karkat
i said a lot a shit i shouldnt havve

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[hystericull]

sorry to see you motherfuckin go.
WAS FUN WHILE IT ALL LASTED. >:o/

[chronomancer]

nevver stop bein charmin gam
please
my heart wwont take it if you take the light a your asshattery awway

[hystericull]

looks like i gotta motherfuckin all be up and like, exuding the fucking charm for what's the both of us, now.

[chronomancer]

oh no
dont wworry
id nevver dream a makin you wwork ovvertime just for me
thatd be Terribly Selfish

[hystericull]

too late.
YOU ALREADY MOTHERFUCKIN DID.

[No, he's not talking about that. ...Okay, maybe he is. Gotta pick up the asshole slack, right?]

[chronomancer]

I Knoww
an i owwe you one
a Big one
because youre My bro
evven if youre an asshole
Especially because youre an asshole
so suck it up
Bro

[hystericull]

you're fuckin disgusting.
DEFINITELY WAS ALL TO BE PREFERRING THE FUCKER WITH A TREE TRUNK LODGED UP IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING NOOK.
where'd you all get to putting that thing anyhow.
ALLOW A BROTHER TO JAM IT AT THE FUCK BACK UP THERE.

[chronomancer]

lovve you gam
but not enough to let you jam anythin anywwhere near my nook
peopled talk you knoww
shit aint proper, makara
you oughtta keep yer kinks in privvate an shit

[hystericull]

[Uh.]

[He disconnects.]

[chronomancer]

[No dice. He reconnects again.]

wwell shit
i swwear
you givve people wwhat they wwant
an they still find a wway to not like it
or maybe that wwasnt salty enough for you, bro?

[hystericull]

[FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!]

you think i all be wanting to hear that disgusting drivel dripping right the fuck up out your filthy motherfucking maw!?
I SAID BE A MOTHERFUCKING SHIT-EATING CUNT.
not a fuckin example of how to make a motherfucker heave his steaming fuckin bilesack all over these MOTHERFUCKING KEYS.

[chronomancer]

[...nah.]

aww
but gam
isnt our friendship pretty much built on puke anywway?

[hystericull]

that be one motherfucking thing to come out your fuckin trap that ain't at bein a mountain of motherfucking hoofbeastshit.
A STRAIGHT-UP MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACLE WHAT I AIN'T ALL DROWNED IN THAT SHIT YET.
is how much this fuckin piss-poor aquaintanceship be founded on vomit.
SPEAKING OF.

nevermind.

[chronomancer]

...well
i aint cleanin that up

[hystericull]

HEH.
you be actin all like we're bein to clean up our motherfuckin messes otherwise.

[chronomancer]

Details.