.004 ♒ chronicAugustus began drowning in self-loathing. [Text]

[chronomancer]

...i Am Awware
that i havve not been particularly
Composed
lately
so i wwould like to Apologize to anyone wwhos gotten caught at the receivvin end a me bein a grubfuckin asshole
so
Sorry







...that includes you, vvan--karkat
i said a lot a shit i shouldnt havve

Comments

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[OH FUCK YOU ERI]

i will roundhouse kick your punk ass
chuck norris style

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[chronomancer]

[Oh yes, he went there. Gleefully.]

but a roundhouse kick to the knees is not vvery impressive

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[YOU ARE SO GONNA PAY FOR THAT]

im not THAT short you asshole and i swear to god i will rip your legs out of sockets

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[chronomancer]

[SO NOT SORRY.]

wwell
at least noww youre bein levvel wwith me

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[ADFLJLDKFGLDF]

fuck you im banning YOU from puns

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[chronomancer]

[Ha. Ha. Ha.]

i dont do puns
so go right ahead

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

puns are an essential part of temporal humor
if you dont pun im gonna have to take your time lord license away

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[chronomancer]

my temporal badassitude trascendes puns, jade

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

tell that to all of the dead time clones

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[chronomancer]

the aint returnin my calls
i think the line is dead

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

whoops
maybe that wire ill be cutting was the phone line

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[chronomancer]

so the fault is yours
not Mine

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

its always my fault
you're just an idiot by affiliation :P

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[chronomancer]

idiot by osmosis

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

its the latest and hottest theory in the mental sciences

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[chronomancer]

i could explain it to you but i dont think youd understand