.004 ♒ chronicAugustus began drowning in self-loathing. [Text]

[chronomancer]

...i Am Awware
that i havve not been particularly
Composed
lately
so i wwould like to Apologize to anyone wwhos gotten caught at the receivvin end a me bein a grubfuckin asshole
so
Sorry







...that includes you, vvan--karkat
i said a lot a shit i shouldnt havve

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

I have a feeling there's not a lot of people on your good side, so I think I'll take my chances.

[caliginous]

Most of you ingrates hover comfortably in the waters of neutrality. But you're pretty fucking set on making things difficult for both of us.

Just remembered you prepared the sleeping square you're gonna lie in.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Come at me, little boy blue. Way I see it, maybe it'll deflate your obnoxious ego a bit.

/THREADJACKING FOR GREAT KEYSMASH JUSTICE.

[chronomancer]

Jade.

[Eridan does his best to not sound panicked.]

Hon, just leave him alone.

ERI WHY

[reddeadvirtuoso]

You're no fun.

BECAUSE HE CARES, (and stalks everything like a creepy stalker)

[chronomancer]

And I'm sure you'll give me shit forever about it, too.

[His tone is wry.]

Now, leave Karkat alone.

I NEED AN ADULT

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Hey, his fault for being such a little shit about everything.

[SIGN.]

Oh my, he's not sure he's into that, Jade, you move too fast for him to handle it

[chronomancer]

Not even going to try to deny that, but that's not the point.

[You're not worming out of this.]

Leave him be.

das gross

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Fine, but I'm not bailing him out when the lynch mob forms.

[Yeah but she would still do it.




And she's probably still not gonna leave him alone.]

ur gross

[chronomancer]

I'm expecting you to lead the lynch mob when the time comes, hon, but in the mean time, leave him alone.

no u

[reddeadvirtuoso]

What do you want me to do, apologize?

u more

[chronomancer]

Of course not.

[Eridan snorts.]

I want you to mean it. Leave him alone, Jade.

[And then, after a small pause.]

For me? Please?

ur mom

[reddeadvirtuoso]

I'm offended you wouldn't think I am being totally genuine right now!

[~Rude~]

you leave my moth-like monstrous mom alone, she was the bestest

[chronomancer]

No, you'd be offended if I believed you.

[You can hear the grin in his tone.]

Also, stop derailing me. Promise me, Jade.

she was a monster moth

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[SIIIIIIGH and you can practically hear the eye-roll in her tone.]

Yeah yeah, I won't bother him anymore. Unless it's really important.

still the best mom ever anyway

[chronomancer]

[He barely resists the urge to add a there's a good girl to it, because he knows she'll punch him if he does.]

Thank you.