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[withak]

I have taken whale meat from a flying space whale that spits monsters, glazed it with ketchup, and covered it with mashed potato frosting.

Somewhere, an actual patissier is crying.

Miss Lambda, your cake is done. I've checked and made sure that it isn't poisonous.

Comments

[blackwitch]

You're even admitting it? [ a scoff. ] I bet you're really glad to be in this place, it's much better than any other place, no matter which.. especially if where you came from was boring.

[withak]

Not really. I have things to do at home that I need to take care of.

[blackwitch]

... Boring things?

[withak]

Not for me.

[blackwitch]

Ah, I get it. So you're just another boring person then, right? With a life like that you might as well just give up and die right away!

[withak]

I don't think so. I have too many things to do.

[blackwitch]

Hmph, are you at least working for some kind of goal then?

[withak]

To protect people. I'm a police officer.

[blackwitch]

.. Just like I thought, totally boring! People like you just are completely useless, a waste of space.

[withak]

[Excuse you, I can make a cake.]

If that's what you want to think, there's probably no convincing you.

[blackwitch]

[ katsuya suou: 24/7 professional cake baker ]

Of course not. And I have a policy of not talking to boring people, they're not even worth killing. [ so she just stops the feed, shutting down the video. ]