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[withak]

I have taken whale meat from a flying space whale that spits monsters, glazed it with ketchup, and covered it with mashed potato frosting.

Somewhere, an actual patissier is crying.

Miss Lambda, your cake is done. I've checked and made sure that it isn't poisonous.

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[crescent_mirror]

How does it taste?

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[withak]

Pretty good, actually.

[crescent_mirror]

Anything like canned crab...?

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[geometry]

[Wait... so he took a... with a... and...]

[Fun fact: the actual crying patissier is this guy right here, except he's not so much crying as staring dead-eyed at the screen.]

-(Wha+)

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[withak]

It was a request.

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[geometry]

-(Who wou1d even)
-(Reques+ +ha+)

[video]

[fuhgeddaboudit]

...That don't sound like any cake I ever heard of.

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[withak]

It's not a pastry so much as just being in the shape of a cake. It's the best I can do with the request I was given.

[video]

[fuhgeddaboudit]

Who the heck wants a cake made outta whale?

[beknightedheroine]

...


Wow.
Now I've heard officially everything.

[withak]

I regret to say that none of that sentence was a joke.

[beknightedheroine]

On the one hand, eating something is sort of like an ultimate revenge on it...

...on the other, that's gross.

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[blackwitch]

[ .. 'Lambda', huh. Yup, that name sure is familiar, at least.. ]

What, she made you do that..?! [ Something in her glee almost resembles an actual excited little kid, more befitting of her age, at least.. she's just excited over the wrong things. ] Great, how great.. much better than that boring old granny!

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[withak]

Do you know her?

[Katsuya, why are you getting involved with this cast.]

[blackwitch]

[ soon you'll be doing favors for all the witches, katsuya. ]

Of course I do! I guess she's supposed to be my.. sponsor. [ a little hesitation in it, but then again, lambda is really cool and actually cruel witch-like, so she can accept this much. ] That should already say something about just how amazing I am, right?

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[sky_child]

...

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[withak]

It was her request.

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[vvvroom]

[It might have been an accident that the mic is on, but Tatsuya kiiiiiinda almost gagged.]

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[withak]

...This is embarrassing.

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[dragonspooker]

...wait, that thing's edible?

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[withak]

Whale meat usually is. I've only had very little of it because hunting whales is illegal where I'm from.

[stalemates]

you seriously did it?! you're the greatest ever, katsu!

[withak]

[When did they get on nickname basis?]

I hope you enjoy it.

[deathboss]

....WHAT.

[Tatsuya, your brother is special.]

[withak]

Someone here wanted one and I couldn't talk them out of it.