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[plushaeusrumpified]

[So Bro's been off in the wasteland of his old world for over a month now. It's safe to say that he's not happy right now. Not happy at all. Also he's tired as balls because how the fuck do you sleep there? It's almost impossible. For one there's no pillow. For two... it's a fucking wasteland.]

well that was fuckin depressing.
but now im back.
woo fucking hoo lets get the party started.
whatd i miss.
its not exactly easy keeping up with shit when shit dont exist wherever the hell i was.
411 plz kthnx bai.

dave i know youre probably off being the independent adult thirteen year old and keeping secrets and all that hot shit but.
id really fucking appreciate it if youd take a minute from your busy schedule.
if youre available just check y/n.

dirk you still around?

yknow i think another roll call is in order.
everybody just get the fuck in here so i know whos still around.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

the red dave
dave strider
the one thats not a pretentious purple prick

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[plushaeusrumpified]

oh then yep that sounds like my dave.
which leaves the question of who the hell are you?

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

uh
no one important
names jade

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[plushaeusrumpified]

jade who?

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

i dont have a last name
i am mysterious :O

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[plushaeusrumpified]

its strider isnt it.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Oh goddamnit.]




in retrospect keeping the same font was a fucking dumb idea
but
yeah
alternate universe shenanigans
blah blah
its stupid and not important

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[plushaeusrumpified]

yeeeeah not kidding.
i mean there was no way id figure it out if youd done say...
blue or something.
or yknow been a little more subtle.

and yeah im well aware of the universe shenanigans going on around here.
that doesnt mean you aint important though.
just cuz im daves bro doesnt automatically mean i dont give a shit about every strider here.
technically i feel like everybodies bro.
just mostly his.

its kinda stupid and unimportant but it is what it is.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

i think if i used blue some egbert somewhere out there would have my ass for mutiny

hahaha
nah i havent talked to my bro in a while
but good to see you
or
yknow read you
not being in some stupid wasteland

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[plushaeusrumpified]

yeah probably but screw them you do what you want.

yeah good to see you too kid.
i mean i owe it to all the other bros to keep an eye on you kids.
i mean what the fuck would i do if one showed up and i hadnt done my job as bro?
being bro is fucking universal.
a strider needs their bro its just.
bros are a fucking universal constant yknow.

and yeah its...
really fucking good to be out of that wasteland let me tell you.
that place was fucking balls.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

having a monopoly on the color blue is downright fucking tyranny

its about the only universal constant that isnt totally fucking shitty
if every strider needs their bro then id say all the alt yous have done a pretty solid job
just existing and all

abandoned empty wastelands tend to be a real downer
dirt rocks debris
its like they have no sense of interior decoration