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[So Bro's been off in the wasteland of his old world for over a month now. It's safe to say that he's not happy right now. Not happy at all. Also he's tired as balls because how the fuck do you sleep there? It's almost impossible. For one there's no pillow. For two... it's a fucking wasteland.]
well that was fuckin depressing.
but now im back.
woo fucking hoo lets get the party started.
whatd i miss.
its not exactly easy keeping up with shit when shit dont exist wherever the hell i was.
411 plz kthnx bai.
dave i know youre probably off being the independent adult thirteen year old and keeping secrets and all that hot shit but.
id really fucking appreciate it if youd take a minute from your busy schedule.
if youre available just check y/n.
dirk you still around?
yknow i think another roll call is in order.
everybody just get the fuck in here so i know whos still around.
well that was fuckin depressing.
but now im back.
woo fucking hoo lets get the party started.
whatd i miss.
its not exactly easy keeping up with shit when shit dont exist wherever the hell i was.
411 plz kthnx bai.
dave i know youre probably off being the independent adult thirteen year old and keeping secrets and all that hot shit but.
id really fucking appreciate it if youd take a minute from your busy schedule.
if youre available just check y/n.
dirk you still around?
yknow i think another roll call is in order.
everybody just get the fuck in here so i know whos still around.
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you daves bro?
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which one?
because if theres one thing i remember its that this place isnt lacking in daves and/or other miscellaneous striders.
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dave strider
the one thats not a pretentious purple prick
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IT BEGINS 1/????idkman
He thought-]
WOW GET OUT OF THERE PLUS.
3/4
But you'll probably be notified of Dave's presence when he throws the door open.
Did it slam? Welp, deal with it.]
:)
[Sup, Bro. Heyyyy. How you doin'.]
What a precious baby
He looks up from where he's at and when his eyes are on Dave, he loses control of himself completely. The happiness and relief he feels at seeing Dave is apparent even though he's wearing his shades; it radiates off of him almost physically. He's just... he never thought he'd see Dave again. He had nearly resigned himself to being in that wasteland forever.
So don't mind him when he stands and is in front of Dave in a flash. There isn't any hesitation before he throws his arms around Dave's neck.]
I thought I'd never fucking see you again.
And then all of Dave's shit is lost forever.
Bro's will soon follow
THERE GOES MY HEART
WOW MINE TOO THANKS A LOT?!
I aim to please tbh
i hate you
i hate your face more
you're my new kismesis prepare to die
oh hey i guess im dead gj
then i guess that means the threads over because so am i
i cant handle you please leave ohmygod
you're crazy it's you who should leave because OW FUCKING OUCH
youre killing me tbh. killing me softly. with his words.
your words are just as deadly
your face is deadly. bow chicka bow wow
oh is this a porno because i have so many stridercest icons
well that escalated quickly ;)
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cries just pretend he's actually good?!
l o l
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I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that you are the older Strider.
Unless there's a third thirteen year old Dave in this tower.
In any case, I am not exactly sure how long you have been gone, but a giant whale from outer space or something destroyed most of the tower a little while back.
You are back just in time for renovations if you did happen to miss that.
If you didn't then, congratulations: you haven't been gone all that long after all.
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obviously youre new i didnt see you last time.
so its good to know who wasnt here before too.
but damn john lalonde?
must mean youre not daves john.
wait what the hell.
a giant whale from outer space?
youve gotta be shitting me how gullible do you think i am?
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2) Not exactly, no. It's complicated.
3) I don't know if it was actually from outer space or not, but it came from somewhere outside the tower. So no, I am neither pulling your leg nor yanking your chain and I am certainly not shitting you.
The tower was literally partially demolished by a goddamn flying (possibly space) whale.
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not here;
but she does note that he's back in the tower with a long-suffering sigh. awesome. just what she needed on top of everything else.]
not here either;
the least here;
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where did you go? :o
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so this tower isn't hell?
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David isn't sure what he's feeling right now.]
and not even so much as a postcard
tsk tsk strider
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And it's fucking wonderful.]
oh im sorry next time ill caveman it up and carve one on a rock.
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