Two Smuppets; Text

[plushaeusrumpified]

[So Bro's been off in the wasteland of his old world for over a month now. It's safe to say that he's not happy right now. Not happy at all. Also he's tired as balls because how the fuck do you sleep there? It's almost impossible. For one there's no pillow. For two... it's a fucking wasteland.]

well that was fuckin depressing.
but now im back.
woo fucking hoo lets get the party started.
whatd i miss.
its not exactly easy keeping up with shit when shit dont exist wherever the hell i was.
411 plz kthnx bai.

dave i know youre probably off being the independent adult thirteen year old and keeping secrets and all that hot shit but.
id really fucking appreciate it if youd take a minute from your busy schedule.
if youre available just check y/n.

dirk you still around?

yknow i think another roll call is in order.
everybody just get the fuck in here so i know whos still around.

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[thornythaumaturge]

you're back?
where did you go? :o

[plushaeusrumpified]

hell tbh.

[thornythaumaturge]

hell?
so this tower isn't hell?

[plushaeusrumpified]

i wasnt even here long enough to figure out whether this place is as bad as they said.
so ill just say it was pretty goddamn hellish.

[thornythaumaturge]

oh.
well this place is pretty terrible, and i haven't been here for that long yet.
there was this big sky whale that knocked off all our rooms and then apparently it exploded, letting loose a swarm of monsters in the new hole at the top of the tower.
they descended upon us before we even knew what was going on!
i don't know.
i think monsters and flying whales that are trying to eat us are pretty terrifying.