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[plushaeusrumpified]

[So Bro's been off in the wasteland of his old world for over a month now. It's safe to say that he's not happy right now. Not happy at all. Also he's tired as balls because how the fuck do you sleep there? It's almost impossible. For one there's no pillow. For two... it's a fucking wasteland.]

well that was fuckin depressing.
but now im back.
woo fucking hoo lets get the party started.
whatd i miss.
its not exactly easy keeping up with shit when shit dont exist wherever the hell i was.
411 plz kthnx bai.

dave i know youre probably off being the independent adult thirteen year old and keeping secrets and all that hot shit but.
id really fucking appreciate it if youd take a minute from your busy schedule.
if youre available just check y/n.

dirk you still around?

yknow i think another roll call is in order.
everybody just get the fuck in here so i know whos still around.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Y e p he's back.

And it's fucking wonderful.]

oh im sorry next time ill caveman it up and carve one on a rock.

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[tortileghostwriter]

[oh of course it is]

i suppose ive no choice but to offer forgiveness in the face of such promised ingenuity
perhaps some smoke signals for good measure