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[papshooshing]

WOW, WASN'T THAT JUST FUCKING FUN
AND BY FUN I MEAN I WOULD RATHER JUMP IN A PILE OF FRESHLY STEAMING SHIT THAN TO DO THAT AGAIN.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GO INTO DETAILS HERE. WE'RE JUST LEAVING IT AT THAT, OKAY?
OKAY.
NOW ONTO SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAT I SHOULD HAVE ADDRESSED EARLIER BUT WAS FAR TOO DISTRACTED BY THE FACT MY MOIRAIL CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP OUT OF THIS NONSENSE FOR MORE THAN A FEW DAYS AT A TIME.
WHICH HAS GOT TO STOP, BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE *MY* LITTLE PUMP BISCUIT CAN TAKE ONE MORE THING HAPPENING TO HIM.
SERIOUSLY, THE KID CAN'T CATCH A BREAK EVER AND MY LITTLE VEINS JUST BURST FROM SYMPATHY AND ALL THAT OTHER CLICHED HOOFBEAST SHIT.
IT'S NOTHING SHORT OF TRAGIC AND I HAVE TO WONDER WHOSE BAD SIDE HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN ON
OR IF THERE'S THIS SICK FASCINATION WITH HIM ON THEIR PART.
ANYWAY, PRETTY SURE MY INTENT HERE WASN'T TO RAMBLE ON ABOUT THAT.
IT WAS THIS:
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL MY STUFF.
HALF OF MY BOOKS ARE MISSING AND THAT SHIT WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTABLE.
IF I CAN'T WATCH MY MOVIES ON MY OWN GODDAMN HUSKTOP, THE LEAST THAT THIS PLACE COULD DO WOULD BE TO RETURN EVERYTHING IN MY TRUNK ENTIRELY
BUT NO!
LET'S SIT THERE AND LAUGH AT KARKAT VANTAS. SEE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM FUCKING SING LIKE SOME SONGBIRD.
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO!


[ Filtered to Signless ]

AS FOR YOU.
LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO...
YOU SEE, I HAVE THIS
OH FUCK IT ALL.
FORGET I EVEN CONTACTED YOU.
THIS IS DUMB AND I AM EVEN DUMBER FOR THINKING THIS WAS A FEASIBLE SOLUTION.

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[hystericull]

a brother can still get his fuckin suspicion on when he ain't all at lookin right the motherfuck in his palebro's glance nuggets for his motherfucking own.

[papshooshing]

I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT IN LENGTH OVER THE NETWORK THOUGH.
WE NEVER KNOW WHEN THE FILTERS AND SHIT ARE GOING TO FAIL

[hystericull]

well, uh.
FEEL LIKE GETTING YOUR FUCKIN RENDEZVOUS ON AT A MOTHERFUCKER?
though thinkin on the last few times we been meeting and motherfucking greeting.
I WOULDN'T ALL PUT THE FUCKIN BLAME AT A BRO FOR NOT BEIN IN FUCKING FAVOR ON THAT SHIT.

:o/

[papshooshing]

I'M GOING TO MEET UP WITH THAT SAD EXCUSE OF AN ANCESTOR OF MINE FIRST.
BUT YOU'RE NEXT ON MY LIST OF PEOPLE I REALLY SORT OF NEED TO TALK TO.

[hystericull]

[Ok that phrasing isn't anxiety-inducing or anything he's fine it's fine whatever that's fine.]

whatever you all be needing, brother.
no fuckin pressure.
i'll all be right the fuck here.
can't go no fuckin where with this gimp ass motherfuckin ankle of mine anyway.

[papshooshing]

I'LL BRING YOU PIE.
BANANA CREME OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.
JUST DON'T WORRY, OKAY?
I KNOW IT SOUNDS OMINOUS, BUT REALLY HE'S THE ONLY PERSON THAT WILL HELP ME
UH
DEAL.
KIND OF LIKE, I CAN'T HELP TEACH YOU HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR VOICES, RIGHT?
I CAN ONLY BE THERE FOR YOU.
YOU'LL BE THERE FOR ME THROUGH THIS AND FUCK I KNOW I'M GOING TO NEED IT
BUT HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN ACTUALLY GIVE ME SOME IDEA OF "WHAT NOW."

[hystericull]

no worries all coming from you on that shit no more, motherfucker.
said i'd up and be what's fuckin here and i'm all meaning on it.
get my wicked patience on proper right here all in this motherfucking chair.
comfiest assed motherfucker if all any bro or bitch was ever to get their fuckin look on at one.
nestled all up in this motherfucking seat like the luckiest bro be in a pair of the softest titties what's ever was existing.

honk.

[papshooshing]

GOD.
YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU KNOW THAT?
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[hystericull]

HAHAHAHAHA.
sure, bro.
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[papshooshing]

[ sure enough, some time later? Karkat's pushing into Gamzee's room.

gonna just seek out his moirail and curl up in the most gentle way possible. ]

[hystericull]

[Gamzee's on the floor, leaned up against his recuperacoon. He's become stupidly attached to this thing, probably clinging to it in the false hope that it will bring him back into the mindset he had when he and it were back in their original places. When Karkat flops down on him, it... well, frankly, it surprises the shit out of him. He may or may not have been indulging in the slime that dripped so copiously from the recuperacoon's opening, but that was a secret between him and the cocoon.]

Get all that motherfuckin' big dude noise up and sorted, brother?

[papshooshing]

[ his arms shoot out and around Gamzee. there are nuzzles going straight for the neck. Karkat breeeeathes in, then sighs. sure is just wrapping himself around his moirail. ]

Yeah... Mostly.