heirterosexual: (ɪ ᴡɪᴘᴇ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ sᴡᴇᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ʀᴜsᴛ.)
john egbert ([personal profile] heirterosexual) wrote in [community profile] animus_network 2012-09-14 04:22 am (UTC)

no, see that's what i thought at first, too.
lalonde-me. karkat mentioned a john lalonde, and i was like whoa!! lalonde-me.
but if he's a john lalonde, then he's a me-lalonde, because i'm still a john but not a lalonde, and he's ALSO a john, but not an egbert. he's a lalonde.
so it's me-lalonde and rose-me.
...
i swear that made a lot more sense in my head.

i think i'll just call you rose.
and if i get you confused with rose lalonde, rose e.
or maybe just e.
can i call you e?
rose e. sounds like rosie.
i get the feeling any incarnation of a rose would kill anything in cold blood that called her rosie.

and oh, so is my rose. she's perfectly human!
she's just very in-touch with a bunch of eldritch horrors, so she had tentacles for a little while.
she got better.

heheheh.
okay! then we're brother and sister.
man i think dad would shit himself if he suddenly had a rose egbert, too.
like, in happiness.
i dunno.
it's kinda hard to tell through all the cake and "i'm proud of you"s he was always throwing at me.

doomed timelines don't really make a whole lot of sense to me?
so it doesn't matter all that much.
jade's?
wow what's jade's last name?? she's harley in my session!

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