quickest nonsense network post ever

[forceless]

Just so everyone knows, skateboarding is totally harder than stupid, magically-gravity-defying glider things.

Also I hereby donate all my icecream I will ever get to my best friend ever Roxas.

You may now go about your daily routines as normal. Thank you.

[...nope. Not even trying.]

EDIT FOR KILLJOYS: THIS IS CLEARLY VEN AND TOTALLY NOT ROXAS

[Really not trying at all.]

Comments

[lamentless]

Roxas you're anonymous.

No one knows who you are.

[ALSO WHERE ARE YOU GODDAMNIT]

[forceless]

I think they get the point, geez. Killjoy.

Also you're not catching me any time soon now that I'm fast.

[HE IS NOT RUNNING AROUND LIKE A MONKEY OR ANYTHING..............]

[lamentless]

[Oh my god you're a fucking embarrassment.]

You're gonna pull a muscle. [AUGH]

Maybe if you were in shape you would actually be able to catch me! Or I'd be able to catch you.

[forceless]

You're gonna pull a muscle, you mean?

Seems pretty fine right now, slowpoke!

[lamentless]

You're going to pull one of mine!

Are you kidding? You couldn't keep up with a five-year-old in this body.[THE WORLD IS SO SLOW HOW]

[forceless]

You sure sound mad. Are you? [SADLY HE IS NOT INTERNET SAVVY SO THIS IS AS CLOSE TO A "YOU MAD?" AS WE CAN GET]

I don't even know any five year olds. Why would I need to keep up with them?

[lamentless]

[wow]

Because a five-year-old could probably beat you up.

[forceless]

You're talking to the Struggle Champion, you know

I may not be good at this keyblade thing but I can fight




Sorta

[lamentless]

I don't know why you fight with a wooden bat when you have two of them.

I didn't even know you could have two.

[forceless]

Two of what? I lost my umbrella, I only have my bat

[casually keeps typing even with partially-busted nose, because he's legitimately confused by this]

[lamentless]

[He is going to teach you how to Curaga later you fucking dumbass.]

No, two Keyblades.

[forceless]

What? Since when?

Are you sure it's not because of this mixup thing?

Also why are you even trying to use a keyblade right now

[lamentless]

I was raised to fight with a Keyblade. I knew you could summon one, so I tried to make sure I could still defend myself.

But I've definitely never summoned two at once before. So it's not me.

[forceless]

Maybe they took mine and gave it to you too or something, I dunno

I haven't trie

[...yes, he cut off sending because he DID try to keyburaado so give him a minute-]

[lamentless]

Roxas?

[Helloooooo]

Anon forever blah blah blah

[dreamingmessiah]

I guess taking this as an opportunity is all right...