Kinda sad when you realize he went out to the terminal computers to type this.

[get_bent]

T̸HE͝ H̡ELL'S T͝HI͟S BUL̡L̕SḨIT͢?!

Comments

[lamentless]

Magic.

Or science, I guess.

1/3

[deflecting]

Well it still pisses me off! I have no idea how to--

[deflecting]

[Shiiiiit he looked down at himself...herself?!]

[deflecting]

I...I gotta go.

[worldlycheckmate]

...Jason month. That is what it is.

[lamentless]

OK.

Everything Alright?

[deflecting]

I̋̂ͬͭ ̅̓ͤͣ͌̍a̎͛̇ͦ̒̽͑͒ͬͨͧ̋̓̆͋̒̀mͣ̃ͥͥ ͪ̑́̓̂͆͗̌̒͗͊͛sͤͥ̓̅ͫ̈́ͥi̓͒͑ͮ̅͐͒̅̒ͣ̅͆͌̈̇̈́̚c̀̅͌̇ͮ͗̔ͥ̉̆͆̚k̒͌̒̄ͩ̈ͩ̽͌͊̀̎̈́̄̌͗̚̚ ͤͬ͊́ͦ͆̆̉̌̍̚a͋̓̓̈ͮn̏̆̆ͪd̓ͨ̊ͤ̆ͤͩ̎ͯ͊̀̎̆̏̀͗ ̏ͨ͛̄ͫ͆̈́ͣͥ̇̋̿͑̉̈ͮt͋ͨ͑̈͛̓i̍ͭ͒ͧ̌̽ͮͬ̓rͦ͗͗̿͛ͧ̒ͮ̃eͭ́̓̏̏̀̓ͭ̓ͪ̒͑ͥ̏ͮ͑̚dͭ̆ͬ̊ͬ̄ͭ̌̇̒ͯ̊̎͌̊̚ ̎̔͊ͪ̇̾̏̆ͮͯ̎̑ͮͣ͛͑̐̽oͭ̍͑̉͌̓̋̊̈́͗͌ͮͩ̾͑̃͊̚fͬ̈̾ͮ̆̃͆͑̔͛ͮͤͯ ̊͛ͯͬͦ̔̆͗ͫ̈́ͯ̐̅ͩaͣ̌͗ͬͨlͦ̋̀̏l̽̊ͯ̂̋̀̐ͥ̅ͤ͛ͦͯ̐͑ͤͥ͆ ͧͬ͂͆̅̈́̐̒͋͆ͪ̑̐ͩ̅̚̚̚oͤ̈́ͮ̈́ͬ̒̌͑͋f̎͊̋̾̏ͮ̉̚ ͒ͥ͒̍͂͆̐ͨ̇̍̔ͭͣͪͪtͫ̑̌̉̿̏͛̂̓ͩ͂͑̽ͣ̓̇h̃̒͋̋̈́ͤ̒̎̉ͧ̓̓̈́ͫì̓̓͂̈̆̏̐́̃ͧͤ̇̓̏s̃ͭ͐͒ͬ ͗̅͌́͛́͆̔̍̈́ͣ̌̽̓c̓ͯͮ͂̅͒̏͒͗̓ͩ̀͛̅řͩ̈̌ͭ̉͆̎ͫ͂͑ͩ̃͐͛̈́̓a̅̇̎pͭ͐̓̎̓͛͗͊̊ͭ̔̂̐̀͛̑̑́ͫ!̌̌̆̅͋́ͥ̍̓̉͗ ͬ̂ͣ̋͌̂̿̎̄̓̃ͤ͑ͪ̅ͯ̔̀D̂̈̎̈́̏̒ͫ̿̈́͆ͧͥͬǒ̈́̑ͨ̊̑̽ͧ͐̌ͧ͒̑͋n͂͌̊ͦͭ̍̚'ͣͦͮ̾̋̂̚ṫ̐ͤͩͪͥ̅̑̆̒ͧ̃͌̎ ͗̓ͭͧ̊ͧͧ̇̐͒̇̉̄͑t̂̐̌̊͊ͫh̒̄̓ͧ͑̑ē̒̊ͮ̀͒ͪ̆ͭ̊ͥ̇̋̓yͤ͆̈̌ͫ͛͛ͯͭͦ̐͋̋ͮͪ̚ ͗̓̊͑̊͌̇ͯ̎ḣ̆̅̐aͩͤ̋͌̑̓ͣ̉ͬ̔ͣ̾̿ͦ̍v͌̇ͥͤͮ͋ͯ̏͌͊̏ͥ̐̋ͨͭͣe̿ͯ̿ ͨͪ̾̇͑͗̐bͥ͋ͣ̎͊ͮ̏ͮ̊̃̓̚eͭͣ̄̅̊ͨ̉ͥ͛̎̆̔ͨ̽̅̌̆t̅͗̍ͥͣ̈́̿ͪ̉̉ͧ̃̈̾̃̀ͥ̚̚tͧ̽ͣ̏̋̎͂͊̿e͛ͦ́ͪ̆ͧ̄̾̅̾̊͒ͥ̎ͣͦ̓rͤͣ̍͛ͫ̄ ́ͪͩ͒̔ͪ̆ͪͬ̈́̌t͗̒̏̄ͪ͛̋͋͑̇͑͊̈́h̋ͪ͌ͪ̊̄ͯ̿ͫ̍īͫ͗ͤn̉ͤͦ̒ͬ́͋̅ͯ̾͛ǵ͒ͩ̏̓̃͌̉̌̋ͪ̃s͑̿͗͛͑̂̄̾͋ͮ ̎ͯ͋͊̚t̿͊̾͌̆o̔̏̈ͩ̑̓̐͒͒ͨ̋̿̑ͯ̎̆̿ ͒ͦ̃͐ͧ̓͛ͥ̒d̆̃͛͂̆͗͑͛ͦ̉̚̚oͥͨͬ͐̑̃̾͐̿͛̚?ͣͭ̃͂͐͐͑̂ͦ̔̄ͣ̉!̌̅ͩ̆͑̾̆̐ͧ͐͊͛ͪ̚̚

[jasonsaloser]

oh no don't show off that we can use marquees here
what if a troll decides to use it

what if there are a bunch of huge troll rambles that gently lilt across the screen

what if

[deflecting]

what

[Spoilers: The text just started to move on it's own.]

[deflecting]

no

[And then he leaves.]

[forceless]

Well I know I'm having nightmares tonight

Thanks

[lamentless]

Do you need any help?

[Aaaand then he is gonna go

get up and try and find the person freaking out that made that post after there was no response for a while. HERO INSTINCT ACTIVATE.]

[mustlovedogs]

the fuscks worng with rhw writng

since everything is anon

[deflecting]

who is writing this

sweet sweet anon

[mustlovedogs]

[Who else would be incapable of typing?]

owada whos this

[deflecting]

[So many people]

kanji and i dunno what is wrong with the computer.

[mustlovedogs]

[Oh, right.]

oh tatsumi hey

you breajk it or soemthig

[deflecting]

who knows, got other problems. did you wake up in someone's body?

[mustlovedogs]

whythe fuck wood i

[ocariness]

I cannot read whatever you have... created.

What is happening, could someone please explain? I'm sincerely confused about why everyone is panicking...

Here is a "frown smile" to emulate this: :(

[worldlycheckmate]

Apparently not if this is what we're stuck with.

...and how the hell did you manage Zalgo?

[starstuck]

Some of us woke up in different bodies for some dumb reason because of Jason and I'm going to murder him.

I will literally set him on fire.

Anon forever blah blah blah

[heavenscorpse]

What's a bullshit?

[ocariness]

Oh, Goddesses!
That is terrible! We must right this at once!
Perhaps someone with better magic than I could help with this?
Zelda... I wonder if she could help?

... Oh, I do hope I am not going to end up subjected to this, by Din's flames... that would be all I would need.

[starstuck]

Oh hey Link what's up?

Anyway you probably lucked out if it didn't happen to you, but obviously there's no way to know that.