[text] [forced anon]

[gloomyapoplectic]

So It Seems In Addition To Being Forced Into Bodies That Are Not Our Own
The Network Is Forcing Anonymity Upon All Of Us
Presumably To Make This Even More Unruly And Distressing Than It Already Is

My Name Is Kanaya Maryam
If You Are Familiar With A Jade Blooded Kanaya
Well
I Am Not That One
Just The Same
If You See Me Running Around
And By Me I Mean The Renegade Husk Which I Suspect Is Currently Being Inhabited By One Blue Blooded Karkat Vantas
I Suggest Approaching With Caution
If Anyone Needs To Find The Actual Me
Look For The Body Of Aforementioned Blue Blooded Karkat Vantas
Defining Traits Include A Stuffy Blue Suit
Eight Pupils
And Laughably Nubby Horns

All That Said
If Any Of The People From My Universe Have Found Themselves In A Similar Situation To The One I Am In
I Would Appreciate If You Would Say So Here
And Additionally Tell Me The Body That I Should Be Keeping A Glance Nugget Out For
If You Are Not From My Universe But Are Acquainted With Me Regardless
It Would Be Helpful If You Did The Same
If Anyone Would Like To Meet With Me
I Will Be On The Fourth Floor Following The Conclusion Of Discussion On This Post
Please Tell Me Here If You Plan To Come


[ ooc| the log for the fourth floor can be found here! tags will be coming from outscandaled ]

Comments

anon

[greatturkofevil]

Hello there, Captain Obvious.

[outscandaled]

Im Afraid I Dont Understand What You Mean
Though My Lack Of Comprehension Is Not So Much In Regards To The Nickname Itself As It Is To Which Part Of My Post You Find Obvious Enough To Warrant It

[greatturkofevil]

Let's see, going by paragraphs...

Obvious shit

Crap nobody cares about

Handy dandy location

That would be the first one.

[outscandaled]

Thank You So Much For Enlightening Me Then
However I Now Find Myself Utterly Baffled Once More
If You Dont Care About The Content Of This Post
Why Did You Trouble Yourself To Read And Reply To It

[greatturkofevil]

Distracting myself.

[outscandaled]

Find Someone Else To Distract You Then

[greatturkofevil]

Kinda testy aren't you? Guess I will, this is like zapping fish in a barrel.

[caliginous]

WH8T THE PRECIOUS FUCK IS G8ING ON????????
WHAT IS H8PPENING?
GET THE F8CK OUT OF MY BODY.
GIVE IT BACK.
JNZSFGTR;HB8JNU;D8XNJDS8ZNSH8;

[uh oh]

[outscandaled]

Trust Me If I Knew How To Return It To You Then I Would In The Pump Of A Blood Pusher




[...wait a second]

Um
Anger May Not Be The Wisest Response Karkat
In Fact I Would Advise You To Indulge In Any Of Your No Doubt Uncontrollably Rampant Surges Of Emotion Except That One

[caliginous]

DON'T START WITH ME.
WHERE ARE YOU?
I AM FIXING THIS SHIT IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO.
AND AT THE R8 THINGS ARE GOING, IT PROBABLY WILL BE.

[outscandaled]

Im At The Terminal Nearest To Your Respiteblock

[you can almost hear her sigh as she types that.]

[caliginous]

SO LIKE.
MINE MINE?
OR YOUR'S MINE?
OR MINE YOUR'S????????

FUCK.
NEVERMIND.
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

[outscandaled]

[eyeroll]

The One Labeled With Karkat Vantas
Please Do Not Strain Yourself