☈ 001 || Voice ==> Video

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Ith it working yet?

How am I thuppothed to know? Thith ithn't like the thuff we worked with before.

Thith ith thtupid.

...You didn't have to thay that.

But you were thinking it and that'th really all that matterth.

[ there's a little bit of a pause. then followed by a 'hehehe' ]

Okay, okay. Move over and I'll help.

[ in the next second or two, there comes the sound of shuffling. then... pop! the screen turns on and is completely covered in red, since Pollux is currently giving the camera a close up. as Pollux pulls away, Castor can be seen right behind him. two two regard each other in silence before Pollux twitches a grin and Castor frowns. ]

You can thtop gloating any time now.

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[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

[And then the video feed flicks on and he feels a brief note of pain, while the rest of him floods with relief. Not his Sollux or Captor. Not Sollux on good speaking terms with Captor, either. God that would have been weird.

Still, he can't help but feel a bit bitter that this guy had gotten his hopes up that he would see his friend again, so a scowl promptly settles in.]

Oh look, once again, nothing makes sense. So that brings the score to a fuckton to nothing in regards to things not being normal.

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[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

[ see these grins? those twin grins looking straight into the camera, not hiding any of that amusement? with a familiar 'hehehe' in stereo? ]

[Video]

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Look at that! It'th a little KK! Look at him, ithn't he the motht adorable wriggler ever?

[Video]

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

He'th got that atrothiouth mouth and everything too! Cranky little thing, huh?

[Video]

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Fuck you. I haven't even gotten started.

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[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Awww, he'th not even getting creative.

[Video]

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Maybe he'th giving up already!

[Video]

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Or he's not wasting his breath on you. That is more likely the thing that's true.

Alright, I'll bite. Which is which?

[Video]

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

[ shrugs from both of them. ]

No one ith which. We're the thame.

[Video]

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Don't give me that, I've already dealt with this in my timeline. Which is Sollux and which is Captor?

I'm not in the mood to find out later if we're gonna be stuck here for an extended period of time.

[Video]

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

We're theriouth. We're of one mind and two bodieth. In the end, we're ethhhentionally the thame perthon.

[Video]

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

[Silence as he stares. And then a snort and a narrow of his seven-pupiled eye.]

Alright, so its the opposite. Again.

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[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.

Thinthe we're feeling rather charitable...

[Video]

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

I'm Polluckth.

[Video]

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

And I'm Cathtor.

[Video]

[romcomedian.livejournal.com]

Right.

You know who I am, obviously.

[Video]

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

KK with Vrithka'th fucking creepy eye.

And MUCH younger than what we're uthed to.