☈ 001 || Voice ==> Video

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Ith it working yet?

How am I thuppothed to know? Thith ithn't like the thuff we worked with before.

Thith ith thtupid.

...You didn't have to thay that.

But you were thinking it and that'th really all that matterth.

[ there's a little bit of a pause. then followed by a 'hehehe' ]

Okay, okay. Move over and I'll help.

[ in the next second or two, there comes the sound of shuffling. then... pop! the screen turns on and is completely covered in red, since Pollux is currently giving the camera a close up. as Pollux pulls away, Castor can be seen right behind him. two two regard each other in silence before Pollux twitches a grin and Castor frowns. ]

You can thtop gloating any time now.

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[salamancer.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Tower.

[And she sends a text document (http://animus-network.livejournal.com/12756.html) their way.]

I am Rose Lalonde. And who do you two happen to be?

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[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Huh. Even Rothe ith a kid. Maketh you wonder if John, Dave, and Jade are too.

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Thith altho eckthplainth all thith shit better than anyone elthe hath. Thankth for that.

According to otherth here, we're Tholluckth Captor. Didn't you get that memo?

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

Yes, we are all 13 years of age. And there happens to be two Daves and two Johns present in the tower, for additional information.

Even if I had ever spoken to Sollux, which I have not, it's still quite obvious you're not him-- or at least, not quite. So my question still stands: who do you two happen to be?

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

That maketh uth the oldetht oneth then. Fucking weird.

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

He'th Cathtor. I'm Polluckth. Not that it really mattherth.

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

Well then, it's a pleasure to meet you Castor and Pollux.

Do you have any additional questions regarding your stay here?

[Now this was interesting.]

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

What'th it like here, I guethh.

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

It isn't too bad, in my opinion. Of course I would prefer to be where I am supposed to be, but they provide us food and decent living quarters and plenty of entertainment. Try not to get lost, however, for its rather large in this tower.

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Tho... Are we thuppothed to believe that you don't buy thith thalvation hoofbeatht shit?

[salamancer.livejournal.com]

I do not in the slightest, nor do many of the people here.

[hiivemiindiing.livejournal.com]

Any real theorieth?