ACT I ♦ this is stupid [AUDIO]

[wittlich]

[When Bernkastel's voice comes on, it sounds slightly cracked and laced with faint anger.]

As many times as I may have brutally died in the past, I submit my vote for this being the most ridiculous and stupidly painful. I genuinely thought I had grown used to it. Apparently not. [A snort of laughter. She actually doesn't sound amused, for once.] The sleep paralysis contributes to the level of annoyance. 

You know who you are, boy. Whenever I find you, I'm going to rip you apart piece by piece with my bare hands.

Comments

[Anonymous]

[kindofademon]

You know you shouldn't make threats like that and expect me not to enjoy them, right?

[wittlich]

Maybe if you enjoy it it'll be all the better. What's excruciating pain without a hint of pleasure.

[insert wicked witch cackle here]

It won't stop me.

[anon forever]

[kindofademon]

Then it sounds pretty cool to me! You have fun, I have fun, everyone wins.

totally not anon forever THREE GUESSES WHY

[wittlich]

[The laugh only slowly dies off.]

Too it has to go this way, then. You might've been an interesting piece if this hadn't have happened.

Ahahahahaha...!

is it because she is threatening the shit out of him

[kindofademon]

I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

kind of but it's also how she flirts. inb4 lambda.

[wittlich]

I'm sure I can think of something creative enough for you, boy.

/snort

[kindofademon]

You're way too good to me.

video

[worldend_dominator]

...My condolences.

[wittlich]

[Ho ho ho, Rosa Ushiromiya was here? Well now. Any other time she have found this a good trolling opportunity, but...]

Condolences aren't necessary.

[worldend_dominator]

Then why do you speak so much of your own death and the accompanying pain?

[wittlich]

Because it's irritating.

[worldend_dominator]

Does death really matter so little to you?

[titties]

... Ya'know. That's a pretty light punishment, coming from you. [ not that he'll let her hurt anyone, mind you ] Who is it, anyways?

[wittlich]

Oh, I have all the intent to ramp things up, as apparently he is tougher to punish than I initially thought.

Take a look at the earlier responses by anonymous, if you're so curious.

[titties]

... Yeesh. You two sound practically perfect for each other. [ b a r f s god that guy is pretty messed up huh but.... he cant tell who it is because its anon :( ]

Sorry, but I can't let you do what you please, no matter what they've done.

[wittlich]

I'm sure Lambda would object to that.

[snort] You have no jurisdiction over me.

[titties]

She'd probably have a pretty lively response.

I don't. ... But, that doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.

voice;

[blackwitch]

[ now this shit is getting real and interesting. ]

Oh..? [ she feigns curiosity, but can't even fully hide that smirk. ] And what did this guy do to warrant a punishment like that from you?

[ PLS EVATRICE, YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR FUN. you can't even pretend to be all innocent. ]

[wittlich]

Children should mind their own business.

[blackwitch]

[ .. oh no, you just didn't go there. ]

.. Wha-t was that?

[wittlich]

You heard me. [tch]

[blackwitch]

Are you going to call me a kid? Isn't that interesting, you might as well seems like more of a kid than me, riiiight?!

[ no, seriously. ]

[wittlich]

[omg seriously wow]

My height does not relate to my experience.

[blackwitch]

[ the harsh truth comes forward.. ]

So what about experience..? I practically completed the entire revival ritual by myself back there, that's experience enough!

voice;

[justiceerror]

....That sounds like fun.

[wittlich]

Of course it is.

[justiceerror]

Would I be able to join?

video;

[terraformagica]

You've... you've died before?

Many times??

[wittlich]

Yes. Is that so hard to believe?

[terraformagica]

Because that's not a normal thing at all, how can you treat it like one??

[wittlich]

It's quite normal for me.

[terraformagica]

How??

[wittlich]

A mystery's more fun if you figure it out for yourself.