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[ashtoash]

[ At first Aschen doesn't notice the video has been clicked on or maybe she does; either way, she's disregarded it in favor of trying to hack into the terminal for further information. Clearly she's robotic in some nature judging by the features that adorn her body, but she also looks human with flushed skin and brightly colored eyes. After a couple minutes, she turns to face the camera fully. ]

My freshly assigned captain suffers from social anxiety, so allow me to speak on his behalf.

[ There's a notable pause before she speaks again. ]

All the single ladies. [ A nod. ] Put your hands up. I need an accurate headcount before I can fully utilize a harem appropriate enough for his needs. Captain, how do you feel about girls that are lacking in certain areas and have a complex about it? Personally I find them to be a much needed comedy relief, but your mileage may vary.

[ Men are welcomed as well. Aschen's just following her orders to find them allies in this place and sees nothing wrong with this. ]

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[ashtoash]

I was unaware we were talking about parks and recreation.

[ "Whoosh." Hard to believe she didn't catch that, but hey, her sarcasm knows no bounds. ]

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[yougotthatwrong]

...............forget about it.

[He's pretty sure if he continued on that tangent, it'll just get increasingly more awkward for him.]

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[ashtoash]

If you are interested in wiping my memory banks, telling me to 'forget about it' is the improper way of handling it.

[ This is kind of fun. ]

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[yougotthatwrong]

[The mere mention of a memory bank was enough to give him a certain guess:]

...You're not a human?

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[ashtoash]

Affirmative. I'm a combat android.

[ Adding on because he seems a little slow right now: ] An android designed for combat purposes.

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[yougotthatwrong]

...You don't need to repeat it, I get it.

[At least she isn't shaped like a bear......]

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[ashtoash]

You seem a bit slow on the uptake, so I'm only performing to the best of my ability.

And what are you? Human? Alien?

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[yougotthatwrong]

I'm a human.

[/SIIIIGH]

A human's that's not feeling well at the moment.

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[ashtoash]

Then why are you speaking on this thing?

Go back and rest. [ That's an order. ]

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[yougotthatwrong]

It just turned on by itself.

[No, seriously.]

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[ashtoash]

A common problem amongst boys your age.

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[yougotthatwrong]

!?!!!?

[`Did she just-`]

NOT LIKE THAT!

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[ashtoash]

[ She had to raise Haken. She knows things. ]

You sure?

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[yougotthatwrong]

O-of course I am!

[ASCHEN WHY]

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[ashtoash]

[ Because W-Series. ] If you say so.

Why don't you go get some rest now?

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[yougotthatwrong]

Y-yeah, that sounds like a good idea, doesn't it...

[...]

Before I do that, though, do you mind telling me your name? Mine's Makoto Naegi.

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[ashtoash]

Aschen Brodel.

Now go. [ Pointing off. ]

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[yougotthatwrong]

Y-yes ma'am.

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