[ 01 ] ✗✗ Video

[ashtoash]

[ At first Aschen doesn't notice the video has been clicked on or maybe she does; either way, she's disregarded it in favor of trying to hack into the terminal for further information. Clearly she's robotic in some nature judging by the features that adorn her body, but she also looks human with flushed skin and brightly colored eyes. After a couple minutes, she turns to face the camera fully. ]

My freshly assigned captain suffers from social anxiety, so allow me to speak on his behalf.

[ There's a notable pause before she speaks again. ]

All the single ladies. [ A nod. ] Put your hands up. I need an accurate headcount before I can fully utilize a harem appropriate enough for his needs. Captain, how do you feel about girls that are lacking in certain areas and have a complex about it? Personally I find them to be a much needed comedy relief, but your mileage may vary.

[ Men are welcomed as well. Aschen's just following her orders to find them allies in this place and sees nothing wrong with this. ]

Comments

[surpassthelimit]

Are you programmed for something like group love?

[ashtoash]

You can test my flexibility if you prefer.

[ Pokerface. ]

[surpassthelimit]

Not interested in the slightest.

[ashtoash]

Keep this kind of talk going and I just might accidentally enable something from blushing so much.

[surpassthelimit]

I get the feeling that no matter what I'll say, you'll take it in whatever way you want to.

[ashtoash]

Your very voice makes the gears of my heart flutter in a way that's dangerous to my operating system. [ Dryly. ]

[surpassthelimit]

[CALM, AXEL. CALM. She's just trying to intentionally press every single one of your buttons for sure...]

....

[ashtoash]

With the proper readjustments to certain areas of my body, even I could please you.

[ Yes, yes she is. Is it working though? ]

[surpassthelimit]

No.

Just....no.

[ashtoash]

Are you claiming it's an impossible task?

[surpassthelimit]

I'm claiming that you're going to get hurt if this continues.

[ashtoash]

You'd destroy your own property? That's impressive.

Reckless, but impressive.

[surpassthelimit]

I'm sure there's someone out there who can put you back together.

[ashtoash]

Letting someone else handle all of my bits and pieces. Don't you think that would make my creator angry?

[surpassthelimit]

Tch.

[Yes, it probably would. Sadly.]

[ashtoash]

It'd be your luck she would show up here too after you rudely dismantled me.

[ A shrug. ] Captain Browning was a gambling kind of man. Are you?

[surpassthelimit]

[LEAVING THE CONSOLE. HE IS OUTTIE. FUGGIN W SERIES]