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[stalemates]

so the flashlight

did you turn it on?

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[justiceerror]

It didn't, I'm far too strong to be killed.

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[stalemates]

but if curiosity killed the cat it must be preeetty strong

since the cat's obviously bern you know

[justiceerror]

Since when are we talking about her?

[stalemates]

we're talking about curiosity and what could kill you

and curiosity could kill you because it killed the cat and bern's a cat

[justiceerror]

...Ah

I see, when you put it like that it's so obvious.

[not. her logic is errywhere.]

[stalemates]

SEE? now you get it! so if something could kill bern i bet it could kill you

[justiceerror]

We should put that to the test.....

[stalemates]

ooh~ that sounds like fun! first we have to figure out what can kill bern~ (●♡∀♡)

[justiceerror]

Maybe we should get a dog.

[stalemates]

huh? why a dog? you make no sense

guess you really are battler

[justiceerror]

....

....Dogs hate cats, do they not? They want to hurt them and they can.

Try and follow along.

[stalemates]

yeah but cats hate dogs and can hurt them too

[justiceerror]

Can they? Let's test.

[stalemates]

can we?! okay! do you have a dog? i'll go get bern!

[justiceerror]

I'm afraid I don't.... there's a setback in our plan.

[stalemates]

oh...

well maybe i could turn you into one

[justiceerror]

Or turn my counterpart into one.

[stalemates]

what, boring regular old battler? as if he'd go after her

[justiceerror]

He might if we put a steak on Bernkastel as well.

[stalemates]

hmmmmm mmmmmaaaaaaayyyyyybe

or we could use you~

[justiceerror]

Not this again.

[stalemates]

this again ^o^

c'mon, it'll be a lot better if it's you