They do have a tendency to jump in to it, so to speak.
What you describe, however, would be someone describing or making a story. And while such things are how they are - what is life but a story, after all - very few have the perception to notice it. I doubt our most esteemed captors are self-aware enough to realize they're poor story tellers.
As far as I can tell, each of their "experiments" has had the same major reoccurring theme - to question who we are or further make it so we're someone else - though this is only for the ones I have participated in.
Of course they're third rate. If they weren't talentless and incompetent they most likely wouldn't be in the situation they are now.
hmm let's see, there was that lame one at hallowe'en that totally ruined my plans, the shadow thing, the dreams, switching bodies...yeah, you're onto something there. but really they shouldn't drag those of us who realise their incompetense into it
oh? what did they do to you? I got a lamb costume from a kids' show. it was kind of cute. but then they made me into the slaughtered lamb. except with rabies or something. I think it was supposed to be biblical imagery, that part was lame
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it's uncreative, and you need to be creative to keep things interesting! these guys are pretty cliche
instead of it always being 'oh no you're mutilated suddenly' they should take things slow sometimes, really let the danger and fear sink in first
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What you describe, however, would be someone describing or making a story. And while such things are how they are - what is life but a story, after all - very few have the perception to notice it. I doubt our most esteemed captors are self-aware enough to realize they're poor story tellers.
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they really are thirdrate
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Of course they're third rate. If they weren't talentless and incompetent they most likely wouldn't be in the situation they are now.
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The Halloween one was absurd. Their insult on it was a slight I won't forget for a time to come.
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The utter absurdity of it all was annoying.
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