[Video]

[alephbet]

Does anyone know a better way to convince people that monsters and demons are real than by summoning a giant fly and scaring somebody nearly to death? I feel a little bad for him, but I don't want him to really be hurt, and better something that listens to me than something that will actually attack.

[Under his breath:] Maybe I should have tried Lilim. ...That'd be scary in a different way. [He shrugs and moves on.]

My name is Aleph, if we haven't met. I'll add my services as a swordplay and gun instructor to the list of people offering. I have pretty good credentials. I'm also willing to spar with anyone who wants to keep in practice, especially if they'd prefer to fight a group.

What else did I want to say for this... oh.

Why orange?

Comments

[Video]

[technologic]

It's fine, you didn't know. [She gives him a faint reassuring smile.]

... But I stand by what I said before about me not being smart.

[Video]

[alephbet]

That part I'm not taking back.

[Video]

[technologic]

Wha- C'mon, no fair. I'm a computer geek, the only thing I'm 'smart' with is computers.

[Video]

[alephbet]

I'm not listening.

[Video]

[technologic]

[She huffs a quiet laugh.] How am I even smart? Most of what I know is survival and tech stuff.

[Video]

[alephbet]

And that doesn't count?

[Video]

[technologic]

Well, where I'm from, it's pretty basic stuff since I live in a wasteland.

[Video]

[alephbet]

What's wrong with there being a lot of smart people where you come from?

[Video]

[technologic]

Huh- T-there isn't! I'm just saying that what I know, a lot of other people know back home. And I can assure you that most of the people back home are smarter than me.

[Video]

[alephbet]

That doesn't make you unintelligent.

[Video]

[technologic]

... Yes, it does.

[Video]

[alephbet]

No it doesn't.

[Video]

[technologic]

Yep, it does. All I do is shoot things and mess with computers.

[Video]

[alephbet]

It's harder than you make it sound to do those things.

[Video]

[technologic]

[Frooown and she leans back in her chair.] ... Why're you so adamant about this?

[Video]

[alephbet]

Because it's what I think of you. You're very intelligent.

[Video]

[technologic]

[She stares for a few moments. Then she laughs uneasily.] ... A-Aleph, don't forget that I'm someone you've called an idiot before.

[Video]

[alephbet]

...I call people idiots when I'm mad at them.

[Video]

[technologic]

[She opens her mouth to argue, before sighing quietly.] W-well, that makes sense. Though I think you're the intelligent one between the two of us.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Please don't tell me you're going to resign yourself to having a one year old be the smart one.

[Video]

[technologic]

Hey, I did say you're mature for your age and there's nothing that says younger people can't be smarter than older... [A pause.]

... Though, to be honest, I don't even know how old I am.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Probably at least a little older than a year.

Re: [Video]

[technologic]

More than likely...

... Ah, I guess this is why keeping track of birthdays is a good idea.

[Video]

[alephbet]

I'll remember to do that. You should keep track of how long you've been here, too.

[Video]

[technologic]

Nearly 5 months, last time I checked.