ceasetoexist: (Shut up pig's butt)
Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2012-11-13 10:42 pm

1st - Voice

First off, let me just tell the wonderful people who brought me to this dump. No, really. Thanks a bunch. God knows there's nothing I'd want less than to be killed in some poorly defined cataclysm that you give just the barest evidence of! Because you know the whole screening room sure couldn't be faked! Still, think you could have found a better place to put the letter you gave me detailing all this, like up your butts.

Secondly, lay it on me. Just how bad is this place. I just got brought here from someplace like this - whole schtick that it was a better place to live than the alternative and I should be grateful and blah blah blah - so I kinda get the idea. I mean I guess I could be wrong and this could turn out to be some fantastic land of lollipops and fairies and lovey magical crap that just happens to have floors full of monsters, but I'm not getting my hopes up. So should I expect to have, like, my head chopped off and sewn onto some kind of guerrilla alien body once every week, or month, or what? What's the schedule for bullcrap around here like? Also don't bother to tell me about how you're working to get free, or how things are bad right now but we'll get over them or any crap like that. You don't win situations like this, you just survive them. So don't waste my time with any hope crap.

Finally, since we got crap from "home" to bring with us, did someone here manage to get a video game system and TV or something? I mean even a Game Boy. It feels like forever since I've even played Tetris or something and as great as pointlessly wandering monster filled floors are - I mean some of them are cool - I can only see the same horrific creature so many times before it gets passe.
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-11-14 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ja, this place is pretty much exactly like your guess, horrific experiments and all. Have fun!

[He sounds way too chipper about that.]
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-11-14 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
You asked. [You can almost hear the shrug in his voice.]

Oh, but yes, I almost forgot- [And then he goes deadpan.] -you are a brat and I hope you die.

[And then, all at once, he's chipper again.]

Auf Wiedersehen!

[He cuts off the voice feed on his end before he can get a response.]