15 January 2013 @ 03:58 pm
So I'll make this short and sweet.

Is there anyone else here - anyone - who didn't just arrive and knows they've been here for less than a decade? I mean I'm not the only person in this heap that's still sane, right?

I know this is opening myself up to a bunch of jokers who are going to tell me how long they've been here. But not all of you have to have been tricked by this crap, right?

[Because he's scared. That maybe it isn't a trick, or the trick is on him.

Just. Someone. Give him validation of this. Please.]
28 December 2012 @ 11:43 pm
So since tonight seems to be the night for asking questions I got a few for people.

The first is if anyone else here has been to a place like this before. I don't mean the Tower exactly, but something like it: a great big place full of suffering and idiotic, pointless crap meant to torture a bunch of people from different dimensions. I just got out of one to get here so lucky me, but I've met at least one other person who was in a different one. I'm just curious how many places there can be to torture someone.

The second is if anyone has ever met themselves. Like a full on copy of themselves to the tee, aside from a few minor details. And is just amazed to realize how much of a bastard they are.

That out of the way, I consider myself a tinkerer. I'm good with technology and messing with electronic crap and mechanical crap and weapons.

What I'm getting at is that if you have something that needs maintenance I'm willing to look at it and, if I'm able, fix it. I'm not the best of the best, but I'd like to think I'm pretty good - like I'm top 20% material - so I can give it a try. Now I'm not some sucker who's going to do it for free - I expect something back, y'know. Like a favor or even something you have squirreled away I could use. If that's a problem hey remember you're taking part in furthering the aspirations of a young boy and helping his self esteem with his dream and yada yada yada. People love helping kids and crap right?

On that note if there's anyone who knows a lot about tech and machines and would be willing to teach me more about working on them...I'd be willing to pay for it. Dunno what it is since I don't have much, we can set that later cause I'm not getting suckered into anyone's debt. But if anyone could teach me, it'd help out and you'll be fondly remembered for expanding my genius. Which should be thanks enough, you ask me.
08 December 2012 @ 02:08 am
Is this place normally this chaotic and psychologically-testing? The cold, the angry mobs, the randomly teleporting administrators? I'm betting it's been mentioned many times before, but I don't think these people were intending to actually 'save' us by taking us here.
04 December 2012 @ 08:27 pm
so here we are all herded together

beyond the "end"

but it's not so bad

is it?

we're alive

and that's all that counts

welcome to your new lives

won't you

be my friend?
28 November 2012 @ 05:45 pm
So I know this is kind of coming on the tail end of a big reveal I don't fully understand - I'm new here so I won't bother pretending I really understand everything about the bullcrap that just happened and ill leave that to the geniuses who do - but considering the reaction it to it brings up a question I've had for a while.

Can someone evil become good? Redeemed I guess is the word. And I don't want to debate crap like what evil and good is because if you don't know the difference you're an idiot.

I guess I just want to see if anyone thinks its something you can change about yourself. If someone who was always evil could eventually become good.

It's just

Interesting to think about I guess.
13 November 2012 @ 10:42 pm
First off, let me just tell the wonderful people who brought me to this dump. No, really. Thanks a bunch. God knows there's nothing I'd want less than to be killed in some poorly defined cataclysm that you give just the barest evidence of! Because you know the whole screening room sure couldn't be faked! Still, think you could have found a better place to put the letter you gave me detailing all this, like up your butts.

Secondly, lay it on me. Just how bad is this place. I just got brought here from someplace like this - whole schtick that it was a better place to live than the alternative and I should be grateful and blah blah blah - so I kinda get the idea. I mean I guess I could be wrong and this could turn out to be some fantastic land of lollipops and fairies and lovey magical crap that just happens to have floors full of monsters, but I'm not getting my hopes up. So should I expect to have, like, my head chopped off and sewn onto some kind of guerrilla alien body once every week, or month, or what? What's the schedule for bullcrap around here like? Also don't bother to tell me about how you're working to get free, or how things are bad right now but we'll get over them or any crap like that. You don't win situations like this, you just survive them. So don't waste my time with any hope crap.

Finally, since we got crap from "home" to bring with us, did someone here manage to get a video game system and TV or something? I mean even a Game Boy. It feels like forever since I've even played Tetris or something and as great as pointlessly wandering monster filled floors are - I mean some of them are cool - I can only see the same horrific creature so many times before it gets passe.