hatesthefood: (Grumpy)
Ken Hidaka ([personal profile] hatesthefood) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2012-11-14 10:03 pm
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Would someone mind telling what the hell is going on? Yeah, I got the note. Fat lot of good that did me. It didn't explain a damn thing! I know this isn't where I'm supposed to be, so why am I not there? Where exactly are we?

Oh yeah, one more thing. Why the hell am I wearing a collar? I'm not some damned pet!
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hatesthefood: (Sigh)

[personal profile] hatesthefood 2012-11-15 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
And the way you responded sure made me want to be nice back.

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-11-15 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'M A TROLL.
GET THE MIGHTY FUCK USED TO IT.
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY THE NICEST BUNCH THIS PLACE HAS TO OFFER.
THOUGH MANNERS AREN'T EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD CONCERN YOURSELF WITH HERE ANYWAY.
YOU'LL JUST DIE SOONER OR LATER.
hatesthefood: (Pensive)

[personal profile] hatesthefood 2012-11-15 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't care less about manners and I'm pretty hard to kill, so I'm not too worried.

Who are you?

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-11-15 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
SO ARE SOME OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS I KNOW, BUT THEY HAVE ANYWAY.
THAT'S WHAT THIS PLACE DOES TO YOU, DIPSHIT.
YOU GET EXPERIMENTED ON AND DIE
THEN THEY BRING YOU BACK BECAUSE FUCK ALL IF THE FIRST FEW TIMES WEREN'T FUCKING FUNNY ENOUGH.
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[personal profile] hatesthefood 2012-11-15 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said, I'm not too worried. I'm pretty much already a dead man, so it doesn't bother me.

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-11-15 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
AND THE MACHISMO, OR HOWEVER THE CRAP YOU HUMANS SAY IT, WILL GET OLD.
FAST.
THAT'S REALLY ALL THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYWAY
RIGHT AFTER JUST MAKING SURE YOU EAT THE DISGUSTING OATMEAL SHIT BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO HAVE ANYTHING ELSE.
RETCHING IN THE LOAD GAPER DOES NOT LEAD TO VERY AWESOME FIRST IMPRESSIONS.
hatesthefood: (Huh?)

[personal profile] hatesthefood 2012-11-15 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
... holy crap, we have to eat oatmeal? Nasty.

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-11-15 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
WELL IT'S DEFINITELY NOT AS TASTY AS GRUBLOAF, BUT TRUTH IS TRUTH IN THIS CASE.

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-11-15 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
GRUBLOAF.
GODDAMN ARE YOUR OCULARS HAVING SOME SORT OF MALFUNCTION?
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE HUMANS WITH A READING COMPREHENSION DISABILITY?
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[personal profile] hatesthefood 2012-11-15 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I can see just fine! I've never heard of grubloaf!

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-11-15 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T FUCKING HEARD OF IT.
THE SHIT IS NATIVE TO MY PLANET, NOT YOURS.
hatesthefood: (Sigh)

[personal profile] hatesthefood 2012-11-15 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Holy crap. I really have gone insane.

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-11-15 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I WONDER THAT EVERY FUCKING DAY.
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