nonacquiescent: (you could be a nurse)
Waver Velvet ([personal profile] nonacquiescent) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2012-11-19 03:01 am

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[Immediately after this thread, Waver types up a text entry on the network. He doesn't really think about what he's saying, he just needs to warn as many people as possible.]


I assume most people here read this. This is important. Ryuunosuke Uryuu is from my world, and he's said he doesn't see a point in doing the same here, but nonetheless, I think everyone should be aware of any potential danger. If I said nothing and something happened...I would be partially to blame.

He was a serial killer - children, mostly.


[Even still the memory is terrible, and his hands shake as he types.]

I found where he kept the bodies. He calls it 'art'. I can't imagine anything worse than that scene. They didn't even look human anymore.

Just be careful. He seemed nice enough. That's the worst part.




Edit -

It was noted I should describe him rather than only give a name. He's tall, maybe 5'8", orange-brown hair, he has piercings in his ears, and his personality seemed to be helpful and amicable to me.



[that's only particularly tall to Waver...]
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-11-19 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
I, for one, think it is very rude to air out a man's secret agendas like dirty underclothes for the world to see. You have no regard for others' feelings, do you? Tsk tsk.
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-11-19 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Come now, there are only, what, three children here? Maybe twelve? I don't know, you all look like you're 5.

In any case, they'll come back.
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-11-19 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I have never seen you in person before, so I can't say, but let me take a guess: you're tiny and unreasonably pretty, equipped with some sort of world-shattering power that you invoke simply by twirling around and clapping or something along those lines. Details, details!

Is it only the children, then? Are adults' lives more expendable? How very bigoted of you! I am disappointed.
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-11-19 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay. You can embrace your small, attractive, magical identity. Nobody will judge you. (Except for me.)

But anyway, I'm sure all the children here have plenty of ways in which to defend themselves.


[He thinks back to the time when one of those children whose bodies were switched smashed a desk with his bare hand. He was barely larger than an infant.]

Including you, Herr Magic-face. No need to worry!
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-11-21 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm sure he'd like that.
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-11-25 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's no fun at all! It would have been interesting to see you club him to death, or magic him until he dies, or whatever it is you do.
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen sucks I mean six)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-11-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
So you admit it! You do have magical powers! Haha, I knew it.
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-12-05 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
You said that my guess about your powers was horribly off-base! Come on now, child, try not to be so incurably stupid.

Your bout of unbelievable idiocy has made me forget the point I was trying to make. Apologize now!


[Richtofen, das rude. Stappit.]
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen... 3?!)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-12-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Aww, he's British. That makes him about ten times more infuriating! Richtofen responds accordingly.]

Excuse me, then. Try not to be so incurably stupid, adult. Actually, that makes it even less excusable. A simple apology will no longer be sufficient.

Please detail what your powers do and how they work as scientifically as possible, and I might forgive you. It will also work out for you, because then I won't have to make assumptions about your silly British magic.
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

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[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-12-15 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Because of the way you type. Also, because you are insufferable.

[Please excuse Richtofen's hatred of the people who were partially responsible for the creation of America.]

How intriguing. Your genetic makeup must be fascinating to behold.

Tell me, when is the last time you've gotten a check-up?
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 2)

[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-12-29 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[GOD DAMN IT.]

Sick? Me? My, child, you have the wrong idea entirely! I make people better, how could I be sick myself?

Furthermore, I find it entirely deplorable that you would be so quick to jump to conclusions about someone you have never even met in the flesh before. Bad child. Bad. Hasn't your mother taught you any manners?
doctor_dismemberment: (Richtofen 4!!!!!!!!!)

[personal profile] doctor_dismemberment 2012-12-29 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well fine then, be rude, but you have hurt mein feelings. Tear.

Ahahaha, mine too! Look, we are bonding already!


[And yes, he actually laughed out loud to go along with his text laughter.]

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