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[Immediately after this thread, Waver types up a text entry on the network. He doesn't really think about what he's saying, he just needs to warn as many people as possible.]

I assume most people here read this. This is important. Ryuunosuke Uryuu is from my world, and he's said he doesn't see a point in doing the same here, but nonetheless, I think everyone should be aware of any potential danger. If I said nothing and something happened...I would be partially to blame.

He was a serial killer - children, mostly.

[Even still the memory is terrible, and his hands shake as he types.]

I found where he kept the bodies. He calls it 'art'. I can't imagine anything worse than that scene. They didn't even look human anymore.

Just be careful. He seemed nice enough. That's the worst part.

Edit -

It was noted I should describe him rather than only give a name. He's tall, maybe 5'8", orange-brown hair, he has piercings in his ears, and his personality seemed to be helpful and amicable to me.

~~[that's only particularly tall to Waver...]~~

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You're making it seriously hard to be nice to you.

You think I care if you're nice to me?!

...yeah? Who doesn't prefer politeness and the hand of friendship over the hand of being smacked in the face?

Someone who thinks you're a monster. Don't think I won't return it if you try something like that!

[or go whining to Rider...]

Oh, come on, I'm not a monster. That's an insult to the stuff Caster summons, which is cooler than both me and everything you see in tentacle hentai.

[In...what? You Japanese people with your Japanese terms and Japanese culture, geez]

Tentacle hentai?

You definitely are, only a monster could torture someone like that! Those things might be physically monsters, but you're a monster mentally!

Geeze, do you not know any terms outside of your own language? Or do you not know what pornography even is?

[Ignoring the less interesting bits~]

Of course I know what that is! But why should I have to know your terms?

[NOT LIKE HE'S INTERESTED IN IT OR ANYTHING THOUGH OKAY

~~except SO much of the narration of Waver is sexual. Summoning worked? I almost came in my pants!~~]

When discussing tentacle monsters, you kind of have to look to Japan's fine tradition of sea life, aliens, and other weirdly bodied things in pornography. I mean, otherwise you're just talking about a couple bad American films based on Lovecraft, which really isn't what the author intended anyway.

...Pornography, with tentacle monsters? What the hell is that?

[He actually isn't thinking of human/tentacle monster. He things it's two tentacle monsters.]

Basically, there's a lot of strict censorship laws about the penis, but nothing about weird alien stuff. And ladies get off scott-free if they shave.

What the hell? People watch that?

Everybody's into something.

Not necessarily...and that's just plain weird.

Some men just cannot get laid by real women.

Getting laid is a term that means 'having sex with'. Maybe they don't have it in England.

Usually you would say 'shag'

[oh god what is he doing, no--]

I mean, of course I know what that means! And that's obvious! Why are we even talking about this?!

I'm pretty sure you called me a monster, and now we're talking about creepy people watching videos of tentacle monsters getting inside schoolgirls' underwear.

Edited 2012-11-19 14:57 (UTC)

Wait, schoolgirls?! What the hell is this, that's just wrong!

You don't see a lot of porn in general, do you?

Why would I?! That's a complete waste of time!

Yeah, it is, the real thing's better.

It's hard not to let what other people think get to you. But you're right.

I know, I know. But there's more people here to socialize with than just him.

Thanks. I'll try to keep my spirits up.

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