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[We interrupt your regularly scheduled angsting and language difficulties to bring you an incredibly important question.

Truly, you will want to focus all your attention upon solving this most complex of riddles.]

so, uh.
how does a motherfucker go about all
doing things
with that mop he got all up on his dome?

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... That's a way of putting it.

Ya looking for a haircut, or something more crazy?

fuck, i don't know.

Well, you want a haircut, I can take a knife and go at it, but there might be people with more fashion sense with me. See, I just throw a hood over that shit and stop worrying about it.

hahaha that's what i been all doing.

Yeah, that's my preferred method generally. Sends my sister into absolute fits, though.

hahaha yeah...
don't wanna be putting the fits onto no one, though.
dig?

Yeah, I gotcha. Still, especially here, don't think it'd be putting too much fits around.

Ha, I wonder if they'll put in a barbershop sometime. Probably nothing anyone'd want to use if they did, of course.

...what all's that?

What, a barbershop? It's a place where you can pay someone who knows what the fuck they're doing to cut your hair and make it look all fancy.

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...What.

...Hey, bro.

Not still killing little hopbeasts out in the wild, are you?

Man, fuck. Kitchen's up and got supplies all ins, don't it?

Just figured I'd ask.

So hey.

Hey.

You know about like. Hair and shit. Right?

[Yes. Karkat is a perfect example of proper grooming.]

Are you asking me to cut your hair?

No?

Motherfuck.

I don't want it gone. I just like... You know how it gets all twisted up on itself?

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hEY, bRO,
aRE YOU TALKING ABOUT GETTING A HAIRCUT?

oh.
hey.
it's you.

no that ain't at all really what a bro's looking to do...

wELL, mAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE, lOOKING TO DO,
aND I CAN HELP OUT A FRIEND,

iF YOU WANT, tHAT IS,

it's kinda more fucking embarrassing than i thought it might all be.
i think
karkat might have a hand all on it.

you okay, dog?

oH, oKAY,

i'M ALRIGHT, bRO,
bUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT,
i KINDA NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU FIRST,,

why for?

fOR BEING WEIRD, i GUESS,
nOT THAT I REMEMBER MUCH, wHICH IS WHY I THOUGHT I SHOULD APOLOGIZE, aNYWAY,

[ tavros logic. ]

i don't think there was a motherfucker among us not all fuckin affected by what shit went down there.
so either all of us has got to be getting our apologies on, or you don't owe a motherfucker nothing.

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