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[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

[There is nothing but white when the visuals flicker into view, and it may take a moment or more for the pupils to adjust to the amount of white on white, the wall and the floors and the tight suit, and then the mess of white hair and equally fair skin. The voice that accompanies the image is not amused.]

Now you've done it, France. You win this one, whatever it is. We'll have a laugh about it and I'll beat your head in for it next time we go out for a drink. Whatever it was, you can let me out now.

[There's an affirmative--or perhaps just supportive--chirping in the background, and the young woman rolls her eyes.]

And I can't believe you took away my clothes but the left the bird behind. Pervert.

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[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

Germany. Though if my assumption is accurate, you know Germany as a woman, correct?

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

A beat. She gives the screen a hard, contemplative look, searching for the similarities and picking out the differences.]

That's my darling little sister you're talking about! The cutest thing ever, and while you're nowhere as adorable, I guess you're pretty handsome yourself! Did France drag you here as well?

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

[...he ignores the 'handsome' comment.] Some nations have been brought here the opposite gender to what others know them as. There doesn't seem to be any explanation for it.

We also don't know who brought us here yet, but I doubt that idiot France had anything to do with it.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

[On the one hand, she's quite happy France hadn't had the intelligence to pull this one on her.



On the other, this sucks.] How many others? More importantly, do you have a weapon on you?

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

It's hard to say, I haven't met many of the others yet.

...I have a weapon, yes.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Good! Just what I'd expect of my sibling.

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

Check the trunk at the foot of your bed. You may also find one in there.

...along with more suitable clothing.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

You're saying I can't make this thing look good? [She's not happy with the collar, and the suit is tacky, but annoying Germany is one of her favorite pastimes.]

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

It looks ridiculous on anybody.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

You're too sensible, but I guess I can't argue with that.

And I do need to locate my gun.

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

Sehr gut. Once you've changed, perhaps we could meet.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Pick a floor. We should explore this place in teams while we can.

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

We can start with the first floor.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

And while we do that, you can fill me on all the things I missed of my little brother growing up.

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

If you like. Shall we meet on the first floor, or should I meet you at the dormitories?

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

First floor, then we'll start up.

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

Very well. See you soon.