~Video~

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

[There is nothing but white when the visuals flicker into view, and it may take a moment or more for the pupils to adjust to the amount of white on white, the wall and the floors and the tight suit, and then the mess of white hair and equally fair skin. The voice that accompanies the image is not amused.]

Now you've done it, France. You win this one, whatever it is. We'll have a laugh about it and I'll beat your head in for it next time we go out for a drink. Whatever it was, you can let me out now.

[There's an affirmative--or perhaps just supportive--chirping in the background, and the young woman rolls her eyes.]

And I can't believe you took away my clothes but the left the bird behind. Pervert.

Comments

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[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

...Prußen? [canada already told him about the female versions of the nations from her world, but he sounds uncertain. still, there's a definite resemblance between his brother and her.]

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Damn right! Who wants to know, anyway?

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

Germany. Though if my assumption is accurate, you know Germany as a woman, correct?

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

A beat. She gives the screen a hard, contemplative look, searching for the similarities and picking out the differences.]

That's my darling little sister you're talking about! The cutest thing ever, and while you're nowhere as adorable, I guess you're pretty handsome yourself! Did France drag you here as well?

[askemadam.livejournal.com]

[ Oh hello Prussia. In Norway's time, you are currently trying to take her sister's duchies away. Even so, she doesn't care too much especially since Prussia's not doing anything now. ]

Wasn't France 'n you're stuck here.

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

I'm no expert, but I'd say this is a little too sophisticated to be France's doing.

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

[...he ignores the 'handsome' comment.] Some nations have been brought here the opposite gender to what others know them as. There doesn't seem to be any explanation for it.

We also don't know who brought us here yet, but I doubt that idiot France had anything to do with it.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

[On the one hand, she's quite happy France hadn't had the intelligence to pull this one on her.



On the other, this sucks.] How many others? More importantly, do you have a weapon on you?

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

It's hard to say, I haven't met many of the others yet.

...I have a weapon, yes.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Then what are you doing in here, ice queen?

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

But the shoe fits almost too well! I mean, my clothes are gone and I'm wearing this monstrosity only she would call fashion.

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

You'll note that the other captives here seem to have nothing to do with France. Why go through all this effort for... you?

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Good! Just what I'd expect of my sibling.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

It's almost like saying that my amazing self isn't worth kidnapping!

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

Check the trunk at the foot of your bed. You may also find one in there.

...along with more suitable clothing.

[askemadam.livejournal.com]

Woke up the same way as ya. France is the worst explanation for this.

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

I mean, I don't know why anyone would bother with you of all nations, but I guess you're useful for something.

Now, how do I turn this thing off?

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Then share your everlasting wisdom with me.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

You're saying I can't make this thing look good? [She's not happy with the collar, and the suit is tacky, but annoying Germany is one of her favorite pastimes.]

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

It looks ridiculous on anybody.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

You're too sensible, but I guess I can't argue with that.

And I do need to locate my gun.

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

I was just about to ask you the same thing.

[askemadam.livejournal.com]

S'nice ya got such faith in me. All I've found out is that we seem ta come from different worlds. Or somethin' like that.

[cantgetlaidin.livejournal.com]

Sehr gut. Once you've changed, perhaps we could meet.