~Video~

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

[There is nothing but white when the visuals flicker into view, and it may take a moment or more for the pupils to adjust to the amount of white on white, the wall and the floors and the tight suit, and then the mess of white hair and equally fair skin. The voice that accompanies the image is not amused.]

Now you've done it, France. You win this one, whatever it is. We'll have a laugh about it and I'll beat your head in for it next time we go out for a drink. Whatever it was, you can let me out now.

[There's an affirmative--or perhaps just supportive--chirping in the background, and the young woman rolls her eyes.]

And I can't believe you took away my clothes but the left the bird behind. Pervert.

Comments

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

I mean, I don't know why anyone would bother with you of all nations, but I guess you're useful for something.

Now, how do I turn this thing off?

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

I was just about to ask you the same thing.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

I'd normally go for the "press every button there is" method, but this thing looks like out of a bad science fiction movie. Wouldn't want to risk it, Estonia?

Or is that Latvia? I could never tell you apart.

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

It's Estonia. Latvia's the short one with curls. I'm assuming you are Prussia, then?

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Who else would this vision of beauty and sheer awesomeness be?!

[She makes a show of taking a better look at Estonia before waving her hand dismissively] Right. Latvia's the shaking one.

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

Oh, would you shut up?

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

[She keeps going on, despite, or perhaps because of Estonia's distress] Did you put on weight? All I can see is mass? But that's alright. Lithuania's always been the pretty one.

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

You could hardly even call him handsome, let alone pretty.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Oh, please! Those beautiful green eyes and that soft chestnut brown hair? [Which is rich coming from someone who's been resistant to brushing their hair well into the 1800s.]

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

I hope Poola tells you off for oggling him.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Is that the best you can do?

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

Mine põrgu, Preisimaa. You make an even homelier woman than man, by the way.

I can't not threadjack this thing

[vytis]

...Um...

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

If I weren't sure, I'd say that was jealousy. That's cute, Estonia.




Who's that with you?

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

Why would I--? Leedu, go away, I'm busy. Unless you're here to tell me where Läti it.

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

Oh, a male Lithuania! How interesting.

[vytis]

That's not why-- Is that really Prussia as a girl?

[Really he was just passing by on his continued search...]

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

Neither of you are that interesting, kindly get over it.

No one else could ever carry that attitude, could they?

[beerjugs.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[vytis]

At least this one doesn't show up at my house sometimes. [lol you've been partitioned in his world, Prussia. Anyway, he'll be going back to searching the library.]

[breastonia.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a compliment. And-- Oh, never mind.