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[hellacious]

yo so how bout them fucking sniffles
you know
the ones all you tools seem to have suddenly
is some straight pandemic shit about to go down
should I call the president of Madagascar and tell him to shut down everything
shit nevermind that motherfucker probably already knows
the rest of y'all might wanna get the CDC in on this before everything goes all Outbreak
cause I ain't about to spend my days feeding soup to a bunch of bedridden wimps
no candystripers around here man
not today

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[tentacletrainer]

The pandemic is the last thing to worry about.
The sniffles pass quickly enough.
So does the fever and headaches and overwhelming need to vomit and the torture of not being able to.
Just so you know.
It's really pathetic.

[hellacious]

dunno
from the way it's sounding the pandemic is something to worry about
one way or another
never really been a fan of getting sick myself

[tentacletrainer]

Well enjoy your pointless panic over pandemics while worse things crawl around in the dark.

[hellacious]

ain't really panicking but sure thanks for making that assumption

[tentacletrainer]

Making a big deal, then.
There's no need to make a big deal over something so miniscule.

[hellacious]

dunno, considering what the rumor mill around this place says
I don't think I'm really making a big deal out of anything
or what, don't this many people sick all at once seem kind of fishy to you

[ex_depaysement502]

What, no love for the uniform?

[hellacious]

can't say I got much love for people who make a living off of sick people

[ex_depaysement502]

On the flip side of that, they just want everyone to get better.

But who am I to start on that train of thought when I really don't like hospitals?

[hellacious]

says you
I ain't ever gonna trust anyone who knows more about what fucks people up than I do

[reddeadvirtuoso]

the pres of madagascar already figured that out when this shit started going down a week ago
candystripers aint got nothin on this righteous temperature we be rockin

[hellacious]

wasn't even all that aware shit's been going down for that long
thought people here just had slow reaction times

[reddeadvirtuoso]

shit is constantly going down around here
there is so much shit going down that the elevators are gonna be out of commission for months in the aftermath
and in years and years someone will discover the abandoned crap stained ruins of the basement below

[hellacious]

hey so long as the shit ain't coming up I figure I can deal

[reddeadvirtuoso]

id give it until two weeks into the spring and all the fucking cold in the air melts and floods it
shittower palooza

[hellacious]

let's hope it doesn't all let out in the cafeteria

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[heirterosexual]

what if the president of madagascar doesn't know, though?
what if you're totally making an assumption that he (or she i guess) knows these things and in doing so you are forsaking all of madagascar?
you shouldn't assume these things, really.
maybe you should tell him anyway.

text; no shoosh it's ok

[hellacious]

okay I see your point
but then again Madagascar's always been such a squirrely bunch of shits
maybe I don't tell 'em
let 'em figure shit out along with the rest of us chumps

text; climbs on

[heirterosexual]

think of the vanilla, dude.
just think of the vanilla.

text; holds

[hellacious]

I prefer chocolate

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[heirterosexual]

okay well then think of the chocolate!
i'm sure you can get chocolate from madagascar.
i dunno.
chocolate kinda comes from everywhere, doesn't it?

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[hellacious]

comes from a lot of places yeah
never had any from Madagascar though so I dunno
kinda iffy on it to be honest

maybe I could make an exception just this once though

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[heirterosexual]

why is madagascar chocolate a thing to be iffy on?
jeez, first you're gonna condemn the entire country to sniffles, and now you're dissing their chocolate?
rude, man. rude.

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[hellacious]

iffy as in not sure it actually exists
but hey if that's the way you wanna interpret it then go right ahead