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[hellacious]

yo so how bout them fucking sniffles
you know
the ones all you tools seem to have suddenly
is some straight pandemic shit about to go down
should I call the president of Madagascar and tell him to shut down everything
shit nevermind that motherfucker probably already knows
the rest of y'all might wanna get the CDC in on this before everything goes all Outbreak
cause I ain't about to spend my days feeding soup to a bunch of bedridden wimps
no candystripers around here man
not today

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[hellacious]

comes from a lot of places yeah
never had any from Madagascar though so I dunno
kinda iffy on it to be honest

maybe I could make an exception just this once though

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[heirterosexual]

why is madagascar chocolate a thing to be iffy on?
jeez, first you're gonna condemn the entire country to sniffles, and now you're dissing their chocolate?
rude, man. rude.

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[hellacious]

iffy as in not sure it actually exists
but hey if that's the way you wanna interpret it then go right ahead